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The Little Yummer Boy

GCA lamented the lack of a video of me singing. She can continue to lament, because I couldn't learn iMovie in a day. However, I did record some audio, which is embedded after the jump (caution: the audio plays automaticlly and the lyrics are slightly NSFW). The engineering is awful and the harmonies are worse (which is all on me, because I played, sang and recorded all the tracks myself) but I didn't have time to get it perfect because it had to be posted before the WKU game. I hope you enjoy listening half as much as I enjoyed doing it, because that would mean I had twice as much fun as you.

Star-divide

Little Yummer Boy

Come, they told me, come down to the Yum
Homecoming kings to see, who play at the Yum
The blocks that Gorgui brings are always good fun
And Kuric from the wings great damage has done
Behanan "and one"
Buckets in tons
Eighteen in a row the games we have won
Down at the Yum

But I said, that's weak, it doesn't belong
I am a roundball freak, so don't get me wrong
But this is Belk Bowl week, so here is my song
The thrills that I will seek are under coach Strong
Eli goes long
Teddy throws bombs
Victor and Dominique will move it along
Cardinal Strong

On New Year's Eve, I wish to see at the Rupp
Peypey will drive and dish for Buckles' layups
And then the ball goes swish when Chris jacks it up
Steals and deflections by Interrobang Russ
Those are a must
Gotta love Russ
Goodman, Gottlieb, you can shut the fuck up
When we win at the Rupp

Fellow Chronicloids, my song is now done
I hope you weren't annoyed, it's all been in fun
Although at times he's toyed with our emotions
We all have much enjoyed what Rutherford's done
We know the Chron
Is number one
So to honor him, no more will I pun
Now I'll just hum

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Dude. This was hilarious.

Kudos to the song and to the pipes.

by TheV!lle on Dec 22, 2011 10:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I can't seem to make it not autostart

I hate web pages that play audio automaticlly. I put “autostart=false” in the embed tag, and in the preview it works; but SBN rewrites the damn embed tag without the autostart parameter, and apparently the default is to play it. So if you come back to this page and you get tired of hearing the song, you’ll have to stop it yourself.

I did put it after the jump, so if it gets bumped it won’t play every time you come to CC.

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 22, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, awesome!

I didn’t read the lyrics before listening so needless to say I laughed uncontrollably at “Goodman and Gottlieb…”. Great stuff, only on the Chron.

by Get_In_My_BELLY_ on Dec 22, 2011 11:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Great stuff Rick

A wonderful melodic combination of Woodie Guthrie and Mahalia Jackson with just a hint of the Oak Ridge Boys. Lyrics by John Lennon of course.

by Carolina Cardinal on Dec 22, 2011 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Bravo!!!

This is the best freakin’ site. Point blank period!

by UofLCards36 on Dec 23, 2011 12:29 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

That was so awesome

Great work, Rick. Man, I love this site.

by cardscott5 on Dec 23, 2011 12:55 AM EST reply actions  

Of all the fantastic CC moments throughout the years, this has to be one of my favorites.

Just finished watching Christmas movies with friends, wrapping the last presents to place under the tree, and now have a new carol.

by Dais on Dec 23, 2011 12:56 AM EST reply actions  

for real

definitely one of my all-time favorite CC moments.

Beyond the amazing lyrics, I especially love the key changes… and the rhythmic strums/backing vocals on Verse Three… and the conclusion: “hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.”

THANK YOU!!!

by BostonCardFan on Dec 23, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Very Nice

This is great now how do I download it? Has anyone tweeted it @gottlieb? He’s just standing on the sidelines in Hawaii doing nothing.

If my posts here don't make any sense just think what my tweets are like @cubsncards

by KyCubsFan on Dec 23, 2011 1:03 AM EST reply actions  

Thanks

Brings a smile everytime!

If my posts here don't make any sense just think what my tweets are like @cubsncards

by KyCubsFan on Dec 23, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

So awesome!

I didn’t read ahead, but when you got to Goodman and Gottleb, I lost it.

ALL HAIL

by Cardinal_Pride on Dec 23, 2011 1:06 AM EST reply actions  

agreed

so many classic lines in there, but calling out those two, followed by “shut the fuck up – When we win at the Rupp”….! One of the best couplets of all time.

by BostonCardFan on Dec 23, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew that was the line that would get the laugh

but for myself, I was prouder of making “emotions” rhyme with “fun.”

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 23, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Simply fantastic, Rick!

You could say that it tickled my fancy.

"You can sum this sport up into two words: 'You never know.'"

by guardcard on Dec 23, 2011 2:03 AM EST reply actions  

Very nicely done!

What did you use to record it?

by cardcorefan on Dec 23, 2011 5:48 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

gear and software used:

Martin DC-1E acoustic-electric guitar (Fishman active pickup)
MXL-990 condenser mic
Alesis MultiMix 8 USB 2.0 mixer
first generation MacBook
recorded, mixed, and exported to mp3 with GarageBand
final mp3 cropped with Amadeus II

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 23, 2011 7:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Rick This is just really, really wonderful

Great job, and thank you for sharing your talents with us!

Taking a song so universally reviled and making something you want to hear again and again… It’s a Christmas Miracle!

by ptichenor1 on Dec 23, 2011 8:13 AM EST reply actions  

Thanks a ton!

This is quality, I tell ya. Quality!

Stout Out!

by tdstout on Dec 23, 2011 8:15 AM EST reply actions  

Awesome!

Going to be in my head all day though

GO CARDS!

by IndyCinciVille on Dec 23, 2011 9:17 AM EST reply actions  

I just can't stop listening to it.

I feel like my ears are tasting dark chocolate. Well done.

by charliestrongmancrush.com on Dec 23, 2011 9:18 AM EST reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

rick, I owe you so much right now. the smile this put on my face cannot be described.

by Justin Gingey Smith on Dec 23, 2011 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

Wow! That's incredibly funny and well-done.

I think we all just witnessed the birth of a new holiday tradition.

by CardinalFanaticus on Dec 23, 2011 10:20 AM EST reply actions  

Ok,... so now I feel like a heel for asking if you were a Tom Jones imperonator.

That is awesome, you have to make another one when we go to the Final Four this year.

Fool's names are like their faces, often seen in public places.

by Chick-Stratino'sUrDaddy on Dec 23, 2011 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

Listened to it about 5 minutes ago

Still smiling. Awesome job, Rick. The Goodman/Gottlieb line almost resulted in pants peed. Lol.

Go Cards!!!

by twistedwedge on Dec 23, 2011 10:52 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Incredible, Rick.

I’m sure this took a lot of time, but I think this should be a monthly installment on CC. For paying subscribers only of course.

by SpeedStudent on Dec 23, 2011 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

Sweet Jesus Mike

It takes TWENTY recs to get the Recommended Fanpost status!

Louisville Cardinals
Governors Cup Champions 2011-3011

by HorsePig55 on Dec 23, 2011 12:44 PM EST reply actions  

ALDJALDHLSHXKXBDOWUXJXBJS

HOW AM I JUST HEARING THIS

by GOCARDSATTITUDE on Dec 23, 2011 4:19 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Holy smokes

All three rows? Time to switch to decaf!

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 23, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how it comes on every time I come back in here to check what's been posted since I last checked

CC means so much to me that I check EVERY COMMENT! Catch up when I have to, etc. It’s unhealthy – I’ve not eaten much today. lol. It’s all worth it though.

GO! CARDS!
BEAT!
PURDUE!

by 4ul4life on Dec 23, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

The first thing I do is rush to hit the pause button so I don’t have to listen to it again.

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 23, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'all are great

Thanks for all the compliments. It’s great to get this kind of reaction to a silly parody that I didn’t even think I sang that well. Someday I’ll figure out iMovie, take some time to get a few tunes right, and upload them to YouTube. They probably (and by probably I mean definitely) won’t all be Cards-related, but I’d like to show you what I can really do. Little Drummer Boy is not quite anywhere close to my usual genre.

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 23, 2011 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

hahahaha

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 23, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF

How did this get back to the top of the front page??

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 25, 2011 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

Merry ChrisSmith everyone!!!

And very happy and ProspeRuss New Year!!!

by ptichenor1 on Dec 25, 2011 11:05 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well done.

"...and the present, for us, is something that we really look forward to."
- Rick Pitino

by rickmbari on Dec 25, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Festivus

The Airing of Grievances will continue until sometime in March / April

The Feats of Strength will commence at the 1st tailgate of the 2012 season

Not a "TRUE" fan

by mclade01 on Dec 25, 2011 11:43 AM EST reply actions  

Love it

Very well done. This was awesome.

by CrumsRevenge on Dec 25, 2011 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

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