Considering the perpetual injuries we have incurred for what seems like forever, perhaps it is time for us to face the fact that THIS is our reality. And instead of continually fighting against it, we should accept our fate and incorporate it into our psyche. And maybe this acceptance should start with a new team name. I mean the Cardinals have had a good run, but does that label really portray what this team is about? Not really. So how about these suggestions:
the Louisville Patients
the Louisville Survivors
the Louisville Rehabs
the Louisville Invalids
the Louisville Gimps
the Louisville Stretchers
We could close down all aspects of the university except the Medical School. And we can get an insurance company to sponser all telecasts and coaches shows, and call ourselves the Louisville Claims. I'll bet we could get the AllState guys to do a series of their mayhem commercials, just about us. By God, we can sell some mayhem.
So, let's get with the times here gang.