After an intensive and thorough review of the facts surrounding our unprecedented rash of injuries, and after meeting with Coaches and world renown fashion designers from across the globe, I believe I have come up with a practical, yet fashionable solution to our woes. Not only is this solution trendy, it can also be trimmed in a number of visually appealing ways such as, designs, logos, advertising (ambulance services or portable medical devices would be good), etc.

Your thoughts?

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