USA Today and NY Times reporting that Senator Mitch McConnell saves the day. Just hours before the Big 12 was to make the West Virginia Mountaineers a conference member, McConnell uncovered proof that the Mountaineers had weapons of mass destruction in Morgantown. McConnell immediately called Big 12 officials and informed them that he was certain the mountaineers where a terrorist cell and that they had other motives beyond sports competition. U.S. troops to soon be activated, tune in America.