Our friends at Bleacher Report released a list of the top 100 CBB coaches of all time. A harmless list, eh? Not quite. There are more problems with this list than I can count. And I can count pretty freaking high. First, Adolph Rupp is not #2. Second, the greatest coach and humanitarian of the 21st century is not #1. In fact, he's number 40, and the idiot who wrote it erroneously reported that his first two final fours were vacated (you can't prove anything). Worse yet, axis of evil leader and donkey sodomizer Crum and Pitino (respectively) are ranked ahead of our lord and savior. Now, I don't know who this Thad Novak person is, but we need to retaliate to this blatant disrespect. I'm not trying to oversell what he did, but Thad might as well have punched your 95 year-old grandma in the throat. 1000 Johnnyjoejohnson chron points (JJJCPs) to whoever comes up with the weirdest idea.