Lose bowl game to head-coachless Big East rep Pitt? Check.
Lose basketball game to unranked SEC dog? Check.
Lose some guy named Enes who you have a huge crush on? Check
Flip out about it? Check.
Lose day-long debate over relative distastefulness of your fans to guy who probably wasn't wearing pants the entire debate? Check.
Watch as arch-rivals out-recruit your precious football program? Check.
UK is one late-night trip to Taco Bell away from a suicide watch ward. Maybe just pull the shades and be thankful the NCAA never looking into that 4.0 GPA John Wall posted last year. Next week HAS to be better.