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30% of Card Chroniclizers are females? We'll see.

The 30% female CCers statistic is getting to me. How can anybody other than Art Carmody possibly know that? I plan to either prove this right or wrong. I ask you one simple question, do you have a 'twig and berries' or not?

 

In order to write the necessary number of words required to post, I will write a short poem for Charlie Strong after the jump. I hope he approves.

What can you say about Charlie Strong?

Just his presence causes my speech to be slurred.

Can you capture his awesomeness in song?

Is awesomeness even a word?

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We had a terrific season,

although some rival teams' fans may scoff.

"You were 7-and-6 for a reason"

True, but everybody played their balls off!

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The players got good grades in their classes

and in history learned about the Iraqis.

They performed on the field with great passes,

for the guy sporting grey sweatshirt and khakis.

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Football season has once again,

got everybody's attention.

The Big East is our domain!

Lets get him a contract extension!

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