Notre Dame at Pittsburgh (7 p.m./ESPN)

Notre Dame games aren't even fun because you always know the outcome ahead of time. If they're at home they're going to win, and if they're on the road against anyone decent they're going to lose.

Texas Southern at Mississippi Valley State (7 p.m./ESPNU)

Jerry Rice went to Mississippi Valley State. Jerry Smith did not. That is all I have to say about this college basketball game.

Rider at Siena (7 p.m./MSG)

Rider? I hardly know her.

James Madison at Hofstra (7 p.m./MASN)

Hofstra? I hardly know her. I throw this joke around a lot and get lucky about .087% of the time.

Baylor at Kansas State (9 p.m./ESPN)

Frank Martin is going to have some people murdered if this season doesn't get turned around soon. For real though. I'm dead serious. I'm not even joking. This isn't a laughing matter. Frank Martin has had people murdered and has murdered people by himself. No lie.

South Carolina State at Norfolk State (9 p.m./ESPNU)

The Kentucky football team would have needed three weeks away from SEC play to be fully prepared for this game.

George Mason at Delaware (9 p.m./MASN)

Probably wasn't the best move to pass on Kevin Willard, Blue Hens.