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Best Poster on CC

Since it's the new year, I thought it would be fun to find the best poster on CC. I didn't have to look far at all, because that person is ULismyhothotsex. 

Now I know what  you might be thinking, "Why him? He sucks." Well, you are a jerk, and no one asked you. Hothot brings a lot to the table. Let's do a number thing of the reasons why he is the best. 

 

  1. He started the shots shots shots shots fad that started a while ago. At least, I'm pretty sure he did. I'm giving him credit. 
  2. He may have made an "I just had sex" gif, or he posted in the same thread as person who did, and that makes him awesome because well, that's awesome. 
  3. He occasionally puts out the fires that happen when things get heated. 
  4. He's good at tweeting. 
  5. His little picture on the side is pretty cool. If he didn't make it, he has someone that cares enough for him to make it, which is nice. That shows other posters on here care about his little picture. 
  6. He recently got his father, or someone claiming to be his father, to sign up for the site. He not only recruits new members, but he gets his family to read. That's 2 birds with 1 stone. 
  7. He lives in Vegas. That means he lives where some of us want to go. He's got a clear leg up. 
  8. He always posts the postgame news conference links. I don't watch them, but it's nice to know they are there. He always posts the important bits though. 
  9. He reads all the comments. That probably isn't always fun.
  10. UL just isn't his sex, which would be fine for most people. It's not even his hot sex. It's his hot, hot sex.  I don't know about all of you, but my hot sex is normally masturbation actual sex. For him, it's the Cards. When people start making the pants are off jokes, his pants are actually off. It's kinda creepy when you think about it. 
Bam, 10 reasons he's the best. Only 1 of them was kinda weird. Kudos to hot hot, he's the best. Around. 
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