Rando-Poll: Best Pop-Tarts Flavor
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 23, 2010 9:28 PM EDT
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PrintFor one brief semester in college, the S'Mores flavor became my favorite flavor of Pop-Tarts. At the time, I was taking 23 credit hours and dating the spawn of two UK superfans, for the record. Before and after the aforementioned semester of S'Mores, Brown Sugar Cinnamon was and has remained my go-to Pop-Tarts flavor.
After the four years of increased Pop-Tarts consumption during college, I had reached my palatable plateau for the toaster pastry and thus my body forced me to take a four year hiatus. That was 7 years ago and I'm now happily consuming Pop-Tarts again but at a much slower rate.
It should also be noted here that I once dabbled in the mysterious world of GENERIC GROCERY CHAIN brand toaster pastries (not organic toaster pastries b/c that's a whole 'nother topic) and I was less than thrilled. Keep that in mind.
Please participate by voting in the attached poll. If there are any votes for the utterly disgusting Pop-Tarts flavors known as Wild! Grape or Wild! Berry, we'll know kentuckywild and GAE have spoken. As a caveat, I'm only including Pop-Tarts flavors that I've actually seen for sale in a store. If you want to die, please complain below about the options available. If you want to live, vote.
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Regular consumption of generic toaster pastries decreases your life expectancy by 5-7 years
kentuckywild fact-checked this for me, so you know it’s true
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Everytime we mention him
He’s quiet as a mouse! He must have an opinion on PTs. I heard a guy cooking a pop tart in front of Randall Cobb at the UK dorm was talking about how Florida was going to crush them and RC swore off pop tarts
forever!
by Leigh on Sep 24, 2010 12:29 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol wow this is the second time ive been mentioned
without commenting ….im feeling the love
"UK ....enough said"
by kentuckywild on Sep 24, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
ill pass on being like austin
i wont kiss your asses and have man crushes…lol jk
"UK ....enough said"
by kentuckywild on Sep 24, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I also agree with the bold.
In time, it will be proven.
by CardinalDude on Sep 24, 2010 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Low Fat Frosted Stawberry
if you’re watching your weight.
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Sep 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
#realtalk
If you’re watching your weight, you probably shouldn’t be eating Pop Tarts
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes but I'm a man--I don't watch my weight
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 24, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Same great taste
half the fat! What real man couldn’t deal with that?
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Sep 24, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Toss-up between strawberry and s'more
If you consider voting for anything unfrosted then just go ahead and get the fuck off the blog.
by Mike Rutherford on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t really watch South Park, but I love how there’s always a 15 second clip applicable to most situations
by Leigh on Sep 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ugh
Wtf are in those things? Im guessing theyre kind of like what’s in bologna-prolly don’t want to know…
by twistedwedge on Sep 24, 2010 9:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If you were forced to eat one Pop-Tarts flavor for the rest of your life and nothing else
BSC would be the last flavor that gets old.
BSC is also tasty when chopped up in oatmeal.
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 23, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody who voted "I do not like Pop-Tarts"
Is a fascist.
MnPDX
by kentuckybred on Sep 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I honestly think that the only reason they make any other flavor
is for commie parents to feed their children when they bring home bad “marks.”
Aha… see what I did there?
Much better than pop tarts
Though you can’t really take strudels as a grab n’ go type breakfast. You have to take time to toast them, massage those damn icing packets, then put it on the strudels… all while burning your mouth when the gooey filling oozes out of the strudel.
But I agree… they’re much tastier than pop tarts.
For yall's sanity
HCCS wroten and Quincy need to commit. Perhaps we can convince them that they’ll sav people’s lives if they do.
by cardsince86 on Sep 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Best poll ever?
Yes.
I’ve grown partial to the Nature’s Path versions of frosted strawberry and raspberry too. I somehow convince myself that it’s the healthy alternative though I truly know better.
MnPDX
Nature's Path?
Do they use free range icing or something?
by Leigh on Sep 24, 2010 12:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
They use fruit that only drops from the plant
as to not disturb the natural life cycle of the plant and berry. It’s a bit tedious for the migrant workers, but well worth the price mark up.
MnPDX
by kentuckybred on Sep 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Assumption High School study block break
Smores poptart. Microwave. 20 seconds. Changed my high school career. Haven’t eaten a Pop Tart since. Buying. Tomorrow.
by Leigh on Sep 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I always microwave my pop-tarts
People make fun of me for this.
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 24, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
They are missing out
How else would it be super melty an smores like? Crusty and burnt is for UK superfanzzz
by Leigh on Sep 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Frosted Strawberry
No getting around it.
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Chocolate Chip is clearly the best
Who is the other person who voted for this excellent and underrated flavor? I want to meet you, get to know you, become your best friend. And, if you’re an attractive female who has never been in a mental institution or a drag show, I’d like to invite you over to my house for a nice home-cooked dinner of…
Fetuccini alfredo.
Followed by a desert of Chocolate Chip Pop Tarts.
second best
to unfrosted berry.
That icing they use is disgusting. It’s like eating cheap Halloween candy for breakfast.
What's wrong with cheap Halloween candy for breakfast?
Kinda gives me an idea for a new post… lost candy that was awesome:
-Those skeleton sweet-tart tasting ‘bones’ in a toy coffin
-Powdered sugar covered bubble gum in the shape of cigarettes (only in Ky?)
-FunDip (everyone knows the vanilla dip stick is the best… yes, that’s what she said)
-Big League Chew (Watermelon & Strawberry especially).
nice
Bubble Gum Cigarettes: We use to buy those at a convenience store every time we went to some trashy public swimming pool near St Gabriels in Fern Creek. Can’t for the life of me think of the name of that pool.
Big League Chew: Two crusty Army E-8s introduced me to BLC + Red Man last year. Heard of it before but never actually met anyone who chewed Red Man.
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 24, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen FunDip around lately
new packaging though I believe
by Chris Redman is my hero on Sep 24, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
12 of you are gone
The investigating begins.
by Mike Rutherford on Sep 24, 2010 9:21 AM EDT reply actions
Does anyone like
Uncrustable peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? I lived on those for too long in college
Extra fiber pop tarts
will clean you out. just saying.
by johnnyjoejohnson on Sep 24, 2010 9:56 AM EDT reply actions
Can't believe FBC is running away with this thing
Ms. CC wins an argument for the first time in her life.
by Mike Rutherford on Sep 24, 2010 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
Me and 42 other people are the only people that got this right.
A S’more Poppy-tart toasted enough just to brown a little on the outside and warm and melt the chocolate / marshmallow on the inside. Magnificent.
My take on S'Mores flavor Pop-Tarts for those who may not be able to read between the lines
Listen, the S’Mores flavor Pop-Tarts is a novelty pastry. While yes, it is unique and blasts your mouth cavity with toasty campfirey goodness—it’s not something you can consume repeatedly for long periods of time. Trust me, IT GETS OLD. Try drinking So-Co shots(allowable substitution: Jagermeister) and only So-Co shots during every social drinking activity you engage in for 6 months. SMH.
If your definition of “Best” means a one-time consumption, go ahead and keep voting S’Mores. If you’re enlightened, well-adjusted and your definition of “Best” means something to be enjoyed again and again over time w/o losing it’s appeal, then vote Brown Sugar Cinnamon.
by UL is my hot hot sex on Sep 24, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
Exactly
Voting for S’mores is like saying Kragthorpe’s coaching career was amazing (at Tulsa), but a failure if you consider his entire career.
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