Bobby Gonzalez arrested for shoplifting
This is the greatest thing that's happened to me all summer.
Fired Seton Hall basketball coach Bobby Gonzalez has been arrested on suspicion of shoplifting at a New Jersey mall.
Millburn police say the 47-year-old Gonzalez was arrested Monday after reporting to police headquarters and was charged Tuesday with shoplifting and criminal mischief.
He is accused of taking a $1,400 men's satchel from the Polo Ralph Lauren store in the Short Hills Mall on June 29.
Ahem.
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Sorry about that.
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"men's satchel"
Hilarious. Dude gets caught trying to steal a man purse. And he thought that NY Times article was a blow to his reputation.
Oh God,
Gonzo caught stealing a Man-purse.
This may be one step on a Mel Gibson like decent into totally madness / hilarity
Every man needs a place to keep his things
I put skittles in mine
by indianacardfan on Jul 6, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Its a carry-all!
"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz
by TheRealSlimShady on Jul 6, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
I can just imagine this scene on a sideline
Gonzo: “GODDAMN IT REF, ARE YOU BLIND? THAT WAS A HORRIBLE CALL.”
“Jerry, go get my man-purse, it’s got some glasses in it for me to wave at the ref.”
by Chris Redman is my hero on Jul 6, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
logical
He needs a satchel because he was sacked.
Oh my Lord
What an idiot.
Ain’t karma a bitch?
by BR7 on Jul 6, 2010 6:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
wow
The gonzorrific antics never end. This is one of the most humiliating crimes I have ever heard of. At least it was not a Hot/Cold Tote from Wal-mart.
An off note, but any reds fans out there need to vote Joey Votto to the all star team… mlb.com
by Get_In_My_BELLY_ on Jul 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
I'll just consider this payback for the Louisville robbery
Where his player stepped over the inbound line and was rewarded with getting the ball back in honor of the violation, which led to a Pirates victory.
Can’t get away with it all your life, Brother!!! Karma has come for you!
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