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Bobby Gonzalez arrested for shoplifting

This is the greatest thing that's happened to me all summer.

Fired Seton Hall basketball coach Bobby Gonzalez has been arrested on suspicion of shoplifting at a New Jersey mall.

Millburn police say the 47-year-old Gonzalez was arrested Monday after reporting to police headquarters and was charged Tuesday with shoplifting and criminal mischief.

He is accused of taking a $1,400 men's satchel from the Polo Ralph Lauren store in the Short Hills Mall on June 29.

Ahem.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry about that.

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'Men's satchel'

aka “Man purse” or “murse”.

Why does this not surprise me?

by guyngreen on Jul 6, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

"men's satchel"

Hilarious. Dude gets caught trying to steal a man purse. And he thought that NY Times article was a blow to his reputation.

by centrecard on Jul 6, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh God,

Gonzo caught stealing a Man-purse.
This may be one step on a Mel Gibson like decent into totally madness / hilarity

by Blocky on Jul 6, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Its a carry-all!

"Young men, I have no doubt that you're gonna do well today. But I have 1 favor to ask of you... SAVE JIMMY JOHNSON'S ASS FOR ME!" Lou Holtz

by TheRealSlimShady on Jul 6, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I can just imagine this scene on a sideline

Gonzo: “GODDAMN IT REF, ARE YOU BLIND? THAT WAS A HORRIBLE CALL.”
“Jerry, go get my man-purse, it’s got some glasses in it for me to wave at the ref.”

by Chris Redman is my hero on Jul 6, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

logical

He needs a satchel because he was sacked.

by cbcard on Jul 6, 2010 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my Lord

What an idiot.

Ain’t karma a bitch?

by BR7 on Jul 6, 2010 6:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

wow

The gonzorrific antics never end. This is one of the most humiliating crimes I have ever heard of. At least it was not a Hot/Cold Tote from Wal-mart.

An off note, but any reds fans out there need to vote Joey Votto to the all star team… mlb.com

by Get_In_My_BELLY_ on Jul 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll just consider this payback for the Louisville robbery

Where his player stepped over the inbound line and was rewarded with getting the ball back in honor of the violation, which led to a Pirates victory.

Can’t get away with it all your life, Brother!!! Karma has come for you!

by LORD KAYOSS on Jul 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

“Is that a man-purse?!”

“It’s a satchel, Indiana Jones has one”

“Joy Behar has one too”

by Bluegrass_Brad on Jul 7, 2010 10:02 AM EDT reply actions  

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