Least Cool Person of 2009-2010 Tournament: Karen Sypher vs. Bobby Gonzalez
by Mike Rutherford on Jul 15, 2010 1:59 PM EDT
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PrintWe're drifting dangerously near the time where the '09-'10 sports season becomes nothing more than an afterthought, so let's try to get through this quickly.
Here's your first matchup:
3. KAREN SYPHER
Rap Sheet:
--Continued her claims of rape and other wrong doings done by Rick Pitino and company.
--Went against her best interests and the advice of her attorneys by refusing to stay away from the media.
--Claimed she was too emotionally scarred to leave her house despite frequently being seen in public, often times appeasing multiple picture requests.
--Is currently in the preliminary stages of her extortion trial.
--Is almost universally considered insane.
6. Bobby Gonzalez
Rap Sheet:
--Perpetual contender who has tasted success but never the ultimate prize in this tournament.
--Beat Louisville in Jersey again.
--Was fired after another underachieving season in which several disciplinary issues arose.
--Publicly berated Jeff Goodmann at the NBA Draft (could go either way).
--Was arrested for stealing a man purse.
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I had to go with Karen Sypher.
Shame, too, because had this been any other year, I think Gonzo could have walked away with the whole thing. Fired? Beat us again? Arrested for stealing a murse? He’s turning into the Bills of the early 90s; so close, but somebody always comes in and takes the cake despite his best efforts.
no fair to have two one seeds facing off in the first round
couldn’t it have been sypher vs gody or something?
Tough
I wish I could vote for those 4 d-bags in the picture.
This is a tough one
I can’t believe they’re meeting in the round of 8. I will wait to see who the top seeds are, but it feels like this could have been a 1-2 matchup.
Been a rough year
Tough year. You forget there is a man named Kragthorpe.
Not to mention John Calipari, Marquis Teague, and “Typical UK Fan”
In the end I had to go with Gonzo
Sypher’s antics, for the most part, weren’t this year. Her dalliance with Pitino was what, seven years ago? And the extortion probably played out over the intervening years. Gonzo, on the other hand, has been a turd this year, and his Grand Theft Murse incident just happened. Besides, look at the two pictures? Does either of them, even if only for an instant, incline you to say “nice rack”? Certainly not Gonzo’s.
Very astute take
I love educated voters.
by Mike Rutherford on Jul 15, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I should've read this before voting
Then again man-purses are hip. Trust me on this.
by Chris Redman is my hero on Jul 15, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Karen indirectly ruined the 09 Tournament
And that’s just not cool in my book forever. Goran Suton should qualify for this list somehow, even if he was on it last year if this was a thing.
Plus, Gonzo got fired, and won’t be in our lives anymore. Sypher will live on for the next few years at least
Sypher no question
The picture with the D-bags puts the nail in the coffin.
by bjack357 on Jul 15, 2010 6:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I think being gonzo would be punishment enough
They gone have to stop sleeping on me one day.. I gotta be one of the best
About 3 hours ago by Eric Wright Cleveland Browns – Cornerback
I understand, as a big daddy come and take my spot type of demeanor?
by mooncamping on May 14, 2010 7:24 AM EDT
by Villeslgr on Jul 15, 2010 6:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Sypher
Regardless of what Rick says — it did hurt recruiting.
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Strange,
but Sypher is by far the least objectionable person in that photo. I’d like to dip those guys in a vat of acid.
by don'tshootmei'macard on Jul 15, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Jail time
let’s compare possible jail time. Sypher by 20 years!
I was gonna be upset about the D-bags
Then I remembered that’s really the John Flowers dance, (or Da’Sean Butler dance).
Typical frat-tastic UK pricks
They probably hang out with Matt Jones.
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