File under: Couldn't happen to nicer people.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ar8CsNEqsuEAInsFwwXFCum8vLYF?slug=aw-caliparibulls050410

How long will Teague stick around if our boy Blue bolts for the Windy City? 5 minutes, 1 day? There's an awful lot of "Thinkin' time" between now and whenever the hell that dude is suppose to graduate for him to mull over the wickeness of his ways.

Dig if you will the picture of Cal bolting UK. This would have to be magnitudes worse than Kiffen dumping UT, right? Like the psychic groan coming from Lexington would be something akin to the noises coming off Alderaan right about the time it got turned to spacedust. And to be clear, I had to look up the spelling of Alderaan, so simmer down.

Listen, if someone told you that we'd have to suffer a tumultuous season, a first round tourney bouncing (to a PAC 10 team no less), a disappointing recruiting season and a legion of jackasses who think we'd be better off with out Pitino, but at the end of it all Calipari would take his toys and go to Chicago, would you take that deal? I would. Please tell me that guy loves pan pizza. pretty please Cal, one and done - that's what I'd call leading by example.