We Want Justice
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Apr 5, 2010 10:16 PM EDT
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Dear Elisha,
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Dude, you need a shirt. Don't worry. We've got you covered:
Follow your dream. Play for the school you want. Don't sell out to the Cats. You know it won't be worth it. While the Louisville Fan Base always craves the most talented players, we also crave home-town heroes. Just ask Preston Knowles or Larry O'Bannon. Not to say you're not talented, Mr. Basketball. No one can promise you playing time, but know that Rick goes deep into his bench while Calipari generally plays his starters until they cramp up. Also, know that Siva is at best two inches taller than you. I personally think you could make your case for minutes. If you want to coach, Pitino's definitely the guy to play for.
Cats= worst case scenario: riding the wood until someone cramps up, getting a degree in something and hoping to go into coaching; best case scenario: playing until you cramp up and being treated like crap by a fan base if you don't win.
Cards= worst case scenario: not being able to compete with a guy who's an inch or two taller than you for playing time, paying 8,000 a year for tuition (this is nothing compared to most schools and definitely worth the investment if you get to:), learn from one of the greatest coaches with the best history of creating coaches, and play for a fan base who will love you regardless; best case scenario: splitting minutes with the other point guards, get a scholly after a year or so, learn from one of the greatest coaches with the best history of creating coaches, and play for a fan base who will love you regardless.
Sincerely,
RealisticCardsFan
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Who will love you unconditionally unless you play like Edgar Sosa. In which case we love you, even though we may not show it all the time.
by Chris Redman is my hero on Apr 6, 2010 11:53 AM EDT reply actions
Just because we love you doesn't mean we won't get mad at you.
Apparently Justice reaffirmed his commitment shortly before I wrote this. Maybe I should write Teague a letter and then I’ll find out he’s committed shortly after I write it. Just having trouble thinking of a catchy title.
Teague Time?
I just looked up Teague on Urban Dictionary:
1. teague
The ultimate of coolness. To do a Teague means the person must of done something which has really impressed everyone. It can only be a positive thing such as winning the lottery.
Oh man he won the lottery, he did a Teague!
pro own pwn ultimate legend
by Allahmuha Jun 25, 2006 share this
2. teague
to burn someone, the ultimate con job.
Man he teagued his grandpa for over 100k, pretending to go to law school.
burn con deceit trickery deviousness
by sucka just don’t know Mar 18, 2009 share this
3. Teague
A Moron, Idiot, or general douche.
Person 1 “Andrew is trying to ask out that senior through facebook again. She rejected him yesterday already.”
Person 2 “What a teague.”
He will fit the first definition if he commits to Louisville. He will fit either the second or third if he commits to UK.
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Apr 6, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He will have teagued (#2) both UofL and UK
Either way, he’s going to teague (#2) someone. I’m just hoping he does a teague (#1) by picking UofL, and he doesn’t pick UK and become a teague (#3).
What a versatile word.
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Apr 6, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Did I just stumble into a g@y p0rn site?
That dude is ripped. If the lady CC’ers are getting eye candy, where’s ours? Somebody should throw together a hot Card chicks post. It’s the offseason; what else do we have to do?
Justice
Looks like he’ll probably be the next “Bachelor” on The Bachelor.
by REALISTICCARDSFAN on Apr 7, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
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