Fake John Calipari, Real Marquis Teague and Facebook

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2481&t=4441375

My favorite is CDR’s reaction: “wtf don’t write on my wall”

The OP has stated many times that he has no opinion about whether or not what was said was a violation, that it was obviously meant as a joke, and what Marquis said back wasn’t all that incriminating.

For those reasons, and the fact that it makes this world a more fascinating and fun world to live in, I choose to believe this actually happened, because I think anyone who’s spent any time on a message board, or the internet even for that matter, understands how easy this would be to fake.

Teague is going to be a very, very good college player, but he is not worth all of this fuss.

I feel for you (and your e-mail account) Mike – there is going to be a special, virgin populated area of heaven for you in the afterlife for assuming the burden of managing a blog site as a Louisville fan.

For the record, Kentucky is number one, rules the world and is ordained by God to be the greatest program in the history of mankind. Rick Pitino, on the otherhand, is destined to a earthly existence of pain, suffering and game losses for the remainder of his life for coaching at Louisville. There, that settles it once and for all.

start a new account with a cool/hip username then comment and then never to use said account ever again. Dude, we know you have a sea of blue username. Come on, be a big bad man and use that account. It’s pretty anonymous so you don’t risk anything. I guess you don’t understand how the Internets works.

Hey, do you have one of those ‘Got Seven?’ t-shirts? Awesome! Vicarious living rules.

Have a sense of humor.

The Pitino ‘shop, as should be apparent from its content, is the sequel. It’s like a dumber, more hackneyed, blue-tinged and guilelessly pathetic shadow of the original. Funny how life mirrors art, eh?

What you say sounds plausible. Too plausible…

I think you sir are actually World Wide Wes simply posing as a Louisville fan to direct attention away from the truth.

Look at your name. By transposing it with passages of the Torah and then converting the anagram, it proves that you are the traitor.

SHE’S A WITCH! BURN HER!

That’s a true fact.

I need to get my Cardinal fix. Just put something up there.

That going to UK and playing for only one year will get him to the NBA, where he’ll make money quicker than if he stayed 3-4 years at another school.

This means Calipari lets his freshmen eat a freewheeling carb-loaded diet while Pitino obviously restricts his underclassmen to the Atkins diet.

I need to get my Cardinal fix. Just post something, Mike…

get retarded in here. You’re just as much to blame as the next guy. Go back to reading the CJ and leave this Internet thing to the retards.

Um, I can think of one simple solution to your problem…turn off your subscription to the internets? Or unfollow these players and fans that trouble you so much on Twitter. Let us internet short bus riders argue about “fat shits” while you righteously go about your “social internet”-free existence.

I enjoyed the first couple lines of your post. You reference the good ol’ internet-free days, reminiscing about how rival fans used to banter with reason-based decency and provided actual stats to back up their arguments vice bigotry. Then you immediately follow that line with “Both UofL and UK fans sound retarded 80% of the time they open their mouth.” That’s either the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on this site or the most clever literary device to ever grace my eyeballs.

Touche and good day, sir.

Someone is taking a fat shit? Who? Was it a floater? I must have missed that Tweet. Damnit, you can’t leave me hanging like that! You have a link to the Tweet? I knew I shouldn’t have gone to bed last night, now I missed a fat shit, crap! Why does this always happen to me!