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girls will be girls


hindsight, 20-20, yadda-yadda. But seriously - The timing was off for us to land teague. Teague looks at the cards and sees his freshman year coinciding with Siva's junior year, he knows he's not going to start, he can't go pro after 1 if he doesn't start, so what's he to do? He made a good call for him, and in the end a good outcome for us. 2011 Siva is way better then 2011 Teague. I think.

So the real issue here is that we feel like we were chasing the hottest prom date and then she shows up to class holding hands with the porsche-driving class douche. We feel cheated, we feel second class. But the truth is this, everyone (including prom queen teague) knows who the douche is, yet still prom queen makes up her mind to go with douche. It doesn't really tell us anything we don't know about the douche, but it tells us an awful lot about the girl we were chasing. That kind of bad judgement isn't an anomaly, it's part of her character. It tells us what we really should have always known: prom queen was never going to be in it for the long haul. She's looking for the most expeditious route to a ton of money, and porsche-driving douche seems like the easy road because he is. In the end we don't need that girl, or any girls like her. We're better off focusing our attention on very pretty girls whose heads are in the right place, they make for much more fulfilling relationships. God knows the prom queen is going to leave the blue-balled, porche-driving douche with his dick in his hand, just like everyone else has. That's one reason he wants to keep moving, so the stink on his history never has time to settle around him. UK fans are happy now, but a few seasons of having the best high-schoolers not deliver a final four, or NC and the love will start to wear thin and they'll chase the blue-balled, porsche-driving douche out of town. Unless the NCAA gets onto him for one thing or another and he bolts first.

We're fine. We're better than fine. Our prom date is awesome and I bet next season she puts out. 

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