Doug Gottlieb, enough with the Michael Irvin pinstripes.

Doug Gottlieb, Richmond will not make the elite eight.

Doug Gottlieb, everyone knows you hate Louisville and are pretty sure Illinois should be in ahead of them, go fuck yourself.

Doug Gottlieb, I want my credit cards back.

Doug Gottlieb, when you say things like "The Big 12 is the strongest conference in the tournament in terms of numbers." No one knows what you mean. What numbers? Was it the number 7? Because most of us consider that number slightly inferior to the number 8. 

Doug Gottlieb, what's the exact number of times you had to blow Digger Phelps to get a job on air?

Doug Gottlieb, fall down a well on Boeheim's farm.

Doug Gottlieb, I feel bad for your father, who always wanted a boy.

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