short notes to Doug Gottlieb
Doug Gottlieb, enough with the Michael Irvin pinstripes.
Doug Gottlieb, Richmond will not make the elite eight.
Doug Gottlieb, everyone knows you hate Louisville and are pretty sure Illinois should be in ahead of them, go fuck yourself.
Doug Gottlieb, I want my credit cards back.
Doug Gottlieb, when you say things like "The Big 12 is the strongest conference in the tournament in terms of numbers." No one knows what you mean. What numbers? Was it the number 7? Because most of us consider that number slightly inferior to the number 8.
Doug Gottlieb, what's the exact number of times you had to blow Digger Phelps to get a job on air?
Doug Gottlieb, fall down a well on Boeheim's farm.
Doug Gottlieb, I feel bad for your father, who always wanted a boy.
Got a short note for Doug? Leave it here.
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Doug Gottleib you will never be Colin Cowherd
The Herd’s snarkiness is acceptable because he constantly backs up his statements with facts.
Listening to you make a point is like shitting on a rose then saying it smells like shit.
Ironically
They both share equally poor touchscreen skills. Have you seen SportsNation? Colin always struggles with the touchscreen monitor, which is one of the biggest staples of that show. How long has he been doing SportsNation—6 months? I like you, Colin but c’mon man.
by UL is my hot hot sex on Mar 15, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
jesus
he just picked UK in the final four and then said he’d be stunned if they got there. Well, which is it? Are you picking them or will you be stunned?
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The first thing...
I am going to do after Louisville lands the #1 class in the country in 2011 (fingers crossed) is to start a mailing campaign to Douggie Fresh asking him if Louisville is still a “bit player” and asking ESPN why Douggie still is on the air.
Expect to hear a lot more about this game as tip-off approaches. Gottliebs brother is an assistant at Cal.
by west coastin KY on Mar 16, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

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