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Buddy the Bat brutally sodomized by Donovan McCrabb

I'm about to ruin your weekend.

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Full video here.

Mascot rape: great thing or the greatest thing?

Tip of the cap: EDSBS.

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I just noticed the bird is running away with his pants torn off and ass hanging out…I guess donovan was finished with one bird and moved on to the next.

by adave on Feb 5, 2010 1:49 PM EST reply actions  

well Buddy isn't really a bird

Technically a mammal, but really, Donovan would fuck anything with wings

by Chris Redman is my hero on Feb 5, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

But this is the funniest five seconds ever.

by Mike Rutherford on Feb 5, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

My iPhone has issues displaying GIFs

So it looks like slow motion. I’m dying laughing in my Systems and Controls class

by SpeedStudent on Feb 5, 2010 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

Quesada?

Good luck with that.

by CARD_G6 on Feb 5, 2010 6:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That's him

King Queso as my old boss at GE calls him.

by SpeedStudent on Feb 5, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...

So you’re an ME, live on Hill street, AND work at GE?

Are you me two years ago?

by CARD_G6 on Feb 6, 2010 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget from E-Town, too

We should grab a beer sometime. Email address is in my profile methinks.

by SpeedStudent on Feb 6, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This made my day

hilarious. I just laughed out loud while in a large group meeting at work.

Maddie in Portland, Oregon

by kentuckybred on Feb 5, 2010 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

Notice that Churchill Charlie appears poised to break things up

Until he’s shouldered by McCrabb’s Zooperstar gang-ally, Peyton Manatee.

Can’t stop watching.

by Mike Rutherford on Feb 5, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

there's soooo much going on in this brief clip

Why are they all caged in a room of plexiglass?

DocCardsFan
The 'Ville, KY

by DocCardsFan on Feb 5, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a word that means laughing and crying at the same time?

by UL is my hot hot sex on Feb 5, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

why has no one mentioned that short creatures plumber’s crack yet…I can’t pay attention to anything else!

by Leigh on Feb 5, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

Truly amazing

Isn’t this show on at like 5 am? If that is, in fact, when this happened, it’s even better.

by doctorofdunk on Feb 5, 2010 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

love the Early Times mint julep mascot

from the full length video. Might be my 2nd fave mascot behind WKU’s Big Red.

Wonder if the crab gets reprimanded or replaced for this incident?

Maddie in Portland, Oregon

by kentuckybred on Feb 5, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

im crying at my desk

funniest thing ive ever seen

by Dan99 on Feb 5, 2010 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Tonight, You.

See, you don’t know what rape is like. For years, I thought it was funny. Oh, yeah, rape. It’s so funny. Until you been raped.

by Peter McSheisty on Feb 5, 2010 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

This is 10x amazing

I’ve come back to the site 4 times to watch the gif at least 6 times.

by cardscott5 on Feb 5, 2010 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

Also

I can’t stop laughing. It just gets funnier looking at the maniacal smile on Donovan McCrabb’s face.

by Chris Redman is my hero on Feb 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

LMAO

I think this just may be my new Avatar on a few sites.

UL Football Fan/UK Basketball Fan ~ Okinawa, Japan

by The White Mandingo on Feb 5, 2010 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

24 hours later, still hilarious

Tip of the day: try watching the clip with music playing in the background, preferably something slow and serious.

by Mike Rutherford on Feb 6, 2010 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

Why does Buddy the Bat have to be passed around in Mascot prison?

Also, try playing “Rihanna – Hard” in the background to completely ruin it or “Requiem for a Dream” to make it seem even more tragic

by Tryce on Feb 6, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

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