CC Flashback: A Kentucky basketball fan talks recruiting
A look back at the post which definitely produced the most emails of the year, including a highly complimentary one from a major national sportswriter who wishes to remain anonymous. It wasn't Goodman.
Wednesday, April 14, 4:17 p.m.
KENTUCKY FAN: Brandon Knight.
PERSON: Excuse me?
KF: BRANDON. KNIGHT. What's up, Ricky P.???
P: I'm still not really sure what you're talking about.
KF: Kentucky basketball is back, baby.
P: Oh, OK, we're talking about basketball. And yeah, Knight, I saw a headline about him on ESPN.com. He must be pretty good. I can see why you're excited. You a UK fan?
KF: I was on UConn's Rivals.com site, and they was sayin' how they don't want one-and-done guys who would consider playing for a guy like Calipari anyway.
P: Well, I can see how a person might think that, especially considering how the teams that made it to this year's Final F--
KF: THE ENTIRE NATION IS QUIVERING!!!!
P: What?
KF: MICHAEL GILCHRIST!!!
P: This conversation is sort of confus--
KF: Can you fuckin' believe Pat Forde?
P: The writer for ESPN? What's wrong with him?
KF: Hates Kentucky.
P: Hates Kentucky?
KF: Hates Kentucky. Don't even try to hide it. He told a couple of my cousins at a dinner party. Said he hates Kentucky
P: I doubt a national sportswriter would take out a personal vendetta against a collegiate program, and if he did, I doubt even more that he would tell people about it.
KF: Truth be told, most of 'em hate Kentucky. All they do is write about how Cal recruits ones-and-dones and had two Final Fours vacated.
P: Aren't both of those things true though?
KF: You don't see nobody writin' about how Cal wasn't named in either of them suits.
P: I don't think they were technically lawsuits, b--
KF: Or how all them boys is all finishing up their semester's worth of school work.
P: Oh, really? Well that's pretty cool. Good for them.
KF: Yep. John Wall had a 4.0.
P: Seriously? Because one of my friends from college emailed me like 75 of his Facebook status updates, and they didn't really read like someone who could mainta---
KF: I ain't really care for Orton all that much, but he's finishing up the semester from all the way out in California...FROM CALIFORNIA!
P: I don't understand how that's possible.
KF: Correspondence.
P: Correspondence?
KF: You know what that mean?
P: Yeah, I know what the word correspondence means, but I don't understand how one could complete a semester at the University of Kentucky from the state of California via "correspondence."
KF: I actually went up there to NKU for school.
P: OK.
KF: You know what it means when all these people hate you though?
P: That you have a really unlikeable head coach, a really unlikeable fan base and some really unlikeable players?
KF: It means you're back. And believe you me, Kentucky basketball is back, boy.
P: You still haven't been to a Final Four post-Clinton administration.
KF: KENTUCKY. IS. BACK. Everybody hates it and I LOVE it.
P: You had two first team All-Americans and five guys who are probably going to be taken in the first round of the NBA Draft, and you still lost to a team that finished fourth in the Big East and had zero McDonald's All-Americans.
KF: Yeah, but no one expected that team to be as good as they was. They brought Kentucky back. Kentucky is back.
P: You were ranked fourth in the preseason poll and fifth in the final poll.
KF: Overrated. They was too young. Nobody took that into consideration.
P: The Fab Five and the Thad Five both made it to the national championship game.
KF: No one ever thought this group could be that kinda good though.
P: Actually it's pretty much all I heard about last summer.
KF: From Forde?
P: One of my co-workers brought in this real elaborate spread sheet that compared the '92 Michigan recruiting class, the '06 Ohio State recruiting class and this UK recruiting class. It included high school stats and recruiting rankings from 15 different sources and all this other stuff. He tinkered with three different formulas and in each one Kentucky's class came out with the highest score.
KF: They won the SEC title.
P: Same guy bet me $20 they'd win the national championship. He now claims he never made the bet and says his proof is because "I would never make that bet."
KF: We got Knight, we got Gilchrist comin', we got this guy from Europe who picked Cal and the Cats over Phil Jackson and the Bulls.
P: That's not poss--
KF: We makin' a run at the big prize again in 2011 and 2012. You can go ahead and mark that down.
P: Everyone who plays the game is making a run at the big prize.
KF: Cal dudn't rebuild, he re-LOADS.
P: Have you actually watched any of these kids play basketball?
KF: *Does John Wall Dance*
KF: You seen this?
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This was easily my favorite post of the year
And it still is my favorite post the second time around!
Well done
“does Preston! Dance”
by ulcards on Dec 29, 2010 4:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions
What is your favorite post of all time?
Good lord, this is a classic.
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
This is still some of your best work Mike
And I think we all know the national writer was Forde since you name dropped him 50 times and I’m certain Forde is the type of dude that google searches himself.
Pete Thamel?
"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
It is my favorite CC post ever...
mainly because of how spot on it is. I hate those sons of bitches…I really do. Go Cards!
Looks like that European guy should have picked Phil Jackson or the Bulls.
What did the national sportswriter say?
whatever happened to that UK fan that posted on here all the time
kentucky wild or something like that.
by Cambroni Cardinals on Dec 29, 2010 4:34 PM EST reply actions
At last count
He had been banned under six different user names.
by Mike Rutherford on Dec 29, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I've been meaning to post this picture
It sort of fits here I guess. I can’t remember which year I took this but the guys were holding the flag up and waving it around which caught my attention and I just had to get a pic. I imagined a similar conversation to what you posted above happening if/when someone tried to point out the problem:

"He’s like if Ron Gant and Eric Davis had a white baby." -- GlennBraggsSwingAndMissBrokenBat on Drew Stubbs
Stupid UK fans
IT’S BACKWARDS!
@AroldisChapman.....is fun to follow on twiiter!
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 29, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
but... but...
it done looked OK from mah side!
"Screech, you CAN'T elope!"
"Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you melonhead?"
I believe it.
Good to know I’m not alone in my perception.
a friend of mine posted this on Facebook after the April (i think)
I just had to copy this and save it on my computer, because if they didn’t win, i would show it to him and laugh at him. Keep in mind, we are both in high school.
“Big blue nation, dont hate, some teams rebuild, but we reload, this year calipari brought in another load, b knight, kanter and lamb got me feelin right, those other sec wanna be’s, too bad they can’t do it right, they hate gettin off the bus at rupp, 23000 plus, watchin them cats dunk, them cards be scared, they don’t have a prayer, there’s only room for 1 real basketball team in this state, we goin for number 8. "
LOL
I’m glad UofL has a clean criminal record to like UK..wait…i forgot how much Preston likes to brush his hair..and that taser jennings. Wait didnt this program talk about how bad Pitino was until he came to their school..oh. I moved to louisville, tried to go to a game but during the tailgate for the football game i was confused being on an all asphalt tailgate space surrounded by bumping speakers and flat billed hats, I was told since I like to wear polo’s or normal clothes that I wouldnt fit in, I should go hang out on Dixie Highway for awhile then go to Portland to learn the real meaning of what it is to be a Card fan. I was also told that if I wanted to be a Card fan, I would need to know the entire stat line for all of UK’s players, bc we need to keep up with everything they do and know just as much about them as their own fans, bc in reality we are all closet UK fans and have tremendous envy for them. I mean hey there are more UK fans in our city than for our own college, which btw dont be fooled, its not a community college even though it looks like one. I heard we were getting a transfer from Wake, he beat his girlfriend, thats the kind of character we bring to our school, our coach loves italian dinners too. We cant stand UK, they recruit talent, we tried to get Marquis Teague, we even hired his high school coach, we ended up firing him making it completely obvious why we hired him. Quincy Miller—-oh wait. Nice try Yard Birds.
I hate to feed the troll...
Please tell me you are not referring to “Dixie Hwy”, “Portland”, and “flatbills” with any racist bias? This only adds to my preconceived notion that many UK fans are racist or borderline illiterate (or in this case both). Polos are worn by all, even those thugs you fear so much… I want to point out more stupidity in your post, but I don’t have the energy tonight.
1.) Do you still think Peyton Siva will be just as good, if not better than John Wall? We’re friends now so you can admit when you’re wrong.
2.) Did you get that gift basket we sent you over the summer? We felt bad for taking Marquis Teague so we sent over a care package. It’s the least we could’ve done since you guys basically had his commitment locked up and even hired his former high school coach. That was so kind of you. In this economy it is hard for anyone to find work, especially an assistant high school basketball coach. What you did for him was class act and I’m sure he’ll be a great addition to your staff. Wait, you already fired him?
3.) The Colonel’s Secret Recipe, I almost have it figured out but I can’t put my finger on that eleventh herb. Can you tell me? Or is that secret locked tight with season ticket holders?
4.) Do you use a stencil to line up that beard? The craftsmanship is remarkable. It’s almost like it grows in a perfect line with a 1.2″ width. You truly are a virtuoso of the facial hair arts.
5.) Where is Quincy Miller? I checked your incoming class for next season and didn’t see his name listed. I thought we gift wrapped him for you. It could be that I just passed over his name. The list is very confusing with all of the white-out and scribbles everywhere.
6.) Does Steve Masiello drive a convertible? Just wondering.
7.) Do you think Drexel is a Top 25 team? The Dragons have a handful of program-defining wins this season. They beat St. Francis and Rider by four points, Northeastern by five, and eked out a three point victory over Loyola. And, they beat Louisville by six. In the Yum Center.
8.) What kind of production are you expecting from Terrence Jennings tomorrow? I ask this because I’m told he will be up all night at a homecoming party in Jeffersonville. With the early tipoff tomorrow, I just wonder if he’ll be able to resist a rest. Experts are saying that in order for Louisville to win, Jennings will need to be efficient for 40 minutes. That would mean playing the whole game and resisting a rest. What do you think?
9.) On what birthday does a young Louisville fan receive his/her first tattoo? And is Old English lettering mandatory or just recommended?
10.) Do you honestly think Louisville is superior to Kentucky? Seriously. Even if Louisville wins by 50 tomorrow, you’re still Louisville.
Nice View From the Chicken Buckett!
I am a UK fan.
I did attend yesterday’s game wearing UK Blue.
I liked the Chicken Buckett
I am always impressed with how polite the U of L fans are??? not…
Sitting next to some students talking smack before the game and it was priceless how quickly they shut up. I have never seen so many fans getting excited about a 4 point run that cut UK’s lead from 14 pts to 10pts. WOW!! that was impressive… We just simply spanked that tail … And to be the first game in the Chicken Buckett … made it that much better…

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