This doesn't have anything to do with the Cards, but it's a basketball story anyway. I play in a basketball league here in Portland. Tonight our game was at the Salvation Army Gym. The place has a marquee that currently says 'Happy Birthday Jesus'. Center court says 'Jesus Lives'. There's a long quote on the gym wall about asking how much Jesus loves you, he says this much, open his arms...well you get the picture.
One of the teams that came on to play after us had jerseys with the team name 'Sex Panthers' across the front. One dude was #2 and his name listed on back of jersey was 'Poop'. But another dude was the real kicker. His number was #666 and the name on his jersey was 'Satan'. Seriously. I don't know what to make of it all, but it was just kind of a surreal few moments.