Message to Samantha Samuals

by Jason G on Jan 3, 2010 8:59 AM EST

Dear Samardo,

Please man-up on the basketball court. For some reason you continue to get more playing time than Terrence Jennings, so please start playing like you deserve it. These are some things I would like to see in the coming games:

1) You swatting shots into the 20th row of the crowd and then staring at the guy with a psychotic "What the hell were you thinking with that??" glare.

2) When youre in the paint with the ball in double coverage, jump real hard up in the air, knock one guy on his ass, grab the rim, make sure your crotch swings right into the other guys face and then give them an "IM SAMARDO SAMUALS MOTHER F-ER!!!" stare.

3) When the opposing team takes a shot, leap way up high over the other 5 people trying to get the ball, grab it, hit the ground and scream so loud that it scares kids watching at home and the guys on the other teams ask for a breather because they're "tired".

4) A generally dominating and frightening attitude even if your shots aren't falling. I don' t care if you've bricked 5 dunks you can still be scary. Sulking isn't scary though...trust me.

Far be it from me to question Coach's methods, but personally i would send you to some muay thai classes and have them beat on you until your harder than granite. Cardinals fans know you have the potential to be a beast, we just don't want to have to wait till your a senior to see it. I would like to see opposing teams peeing their pants when they have to play you, preferably sooner rather than later.

So start living up to your potential. Now. Thanks.

Sorry for rant, had to get that off my chest.

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And quit throwing away every loose ball that comes your way

You need to put on some stick-um like in the “Little Giants” movie.

DocCardsFan
The 'Ville, KY

by DocCardsFan on Jan 3, 2010 9:36 AM EST reply actions

who is harder - samuels or warm vanilla pudding?

right now, i’m thinking pudding. the uk fans i was surrounded by thought he was soft and i could not agree more.

by jcarti01 on Jan 3, 2010 10:45 AM EST reply actions

While i would love to see samardo get mean and tough and do all the things you said,i think we should all just accept the fact that he’s a finesse player.He should just go ahead and work on his jumper,play facing the basket, play the 4 and let jennings or someone more physical play the 5.That’s the best way for him to contribute to the team imo.FACT is he’s all finesse so lets just get over it and move on.

CARDS RULE!!BRONCOS RULE!!GO LAKERS!!!

by esphurricane on Jan 4, 2010 1:58 AM EST reply actions

Well

You’re certainly entitled to your opinion,but i respectfully disagree. When he’s not being defended well, he slams the ball like hes trying to bring the goal post down. I’m just saying if he brought that attitude the whole game, the cards would be much more of a force to be reckoned with.

by Jason G on Jan 4, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions