Iowa at Michigan State (6:30 p.m./Big Ten Network)

Watching Sparty pound Iowa (again) for half an hour is the perfect dinner accent.

Wake Forest at North Carolina (7 p.m./ESPN)

ANNOUNCER SWAP!!! Sure, I couldn't even tell you who the NBA guys calling the game are, but.....ANNOUNCER SWAP!!!

South Florida at Cincinnati (7 p.m./ESPN2)

UC is a loss tonight away from having their 2010 January become their 2009 February.

Georgetown at Pittsburgh (7 p.m./ESPNU)

The best game of the night is being kept off the two main networks by the No. 7 and No. 10 teams in the ACC and South Florida. Totally.

St. John's at Connecticut (7 p.m./MASN/Big East Network)

ANNOUNCER SWAP!!! That was a lie. It's just fun.

Xavier at Temple (7 p.m./FS Ohio)

The only two unbeatens remaining in the A-10. Watch this game if you have the means and Georgetown/Pitt is on break.

UTEP at Memphis (8 p.m./CBS College Sports)

Didn't Derrick Caracter used to play at Western?

Wyoming at BYU (8 p.m./The Mountain)

Anyone who watches this game is solely doing so to flaunt the fact that they have "The Mountain."

Villanova at Rutgers (8 p.m./MASN/MSG/ Big East Network)

Fred Hill and Jay Wright: it's like watching a Shakira/Moby duet.

Michigan at Wisconsin (8:30 p.m./Big Ten Network)

The Wolverines haven't won in Madison in a decade. Make it two decades tonight. Check my math.

Baylor at Kansas (9 p.m./ESPN)

Your 2010 Baylor Bears collapse begins...right now.

Colorado at Oklahoma State (9 p.m./ESPNU)

Don't watch this game.

Marquette at Depaul (9 p.m./SNY/Big East Network)

I miss Jerry "The Real Life Cartoon Character" Wainwright more than I miss Boy Meets World.

Duke at NC State (9 p.m./Raycom/Fox Sports)

Bring shades.

UNLV at Colorado State (10 p.m./The Mountain)

All right, The Mountain. That's enough. That's f---ing enough.