Iowa at Michigan State (6:30 p.m./Big Ten Network)
Watching Sparty pound Iowa (again) for half an hour is the perfect dinner accent.
Wake Forest at North Carolina (7 p.m./ESPN)
ANNOUNCER SWAP!!! Sure, I couldn't even tell you who the NBA guys calling the game are, but.....ANNOUNCER SWAP!!!
South Florida at Cincinnati (7 p.m./ESPN2)
UC is a loss tonight away from having their 2010 January become their 2009 February.
Georgetown at Pittsburgh (7 p.m./ESPNU)
The best game of the night is being kept off the two main networks by the No. 7 and No. 10 teams in the ACC and South Florida. Totally.
St. John's at Connecticut (7 p.m./MASN/Big East Network)
ANNOUNCER SWAP!!! That was a lie. It's just fun.
Xavier at Temple (7 p.m./FS Ohio)
The only two unbeatens remaining in the A-10. Watch this game if you have the means and Georgetown/Pitt is on break.
UTEP at Memphis (8 p.m./CBS College Sports)
Didn't Derrick Caracter used to play at Western?
Wyoming at BYU (8 p.m./The Mountain)
Anyone who watches this game is solely doing so to flaunt the fact that they have "The Mountain."
Villanova at Rutgers (8 p.m./MASN/MSG/ Big East Network)
Fred Hill and Jay Wright: it's like watching a Shakira/Moby duet.
Michigan at Wisconsin (8:30 p.m./Big Ten Network)
The Wolverines haven't won in Madison in a decade. Make it two decades tonight. Check my math.
Baylor at Kansas (9 p.m./ESPN)
Your 2010 Baylor Bears collapse begins...right now.
Colorado at Oklahoma State (9 p.m./ESPNU)
Don't watch this game.
Marquette at Depaul (9 p.m./SNY/Big East Network)
I miss Jerry "The Real Life Cartoon Character" Wainwright more than I miss Boy Meets World.
Duke at NC State (9 p.m./Raycom/Fox Sports)
UNLV at Colorado State (10 p.m./The Mountain)
All right, The Mountain. That's enough. That's f---ing enough.