And his almost snapping self from the indignity of overseeing any more game threads this season.  The man gave too much heart to this program, and it was hard enough to watch him have to chase Pryor into the endzone at the beginning of last season.  But this is going to be flat out miserable.  We need something to lighten the mood of the game threads.  Let him retire at 1-0 and save the rest for next seasons.

Possible replacements:

The picture of the broken-down Kragthorpe bus (which could be titled, Almost Working Kragthorpe Bus).

Almost-smirking Ron Cooper. 

Almost-sentient Lee Corso.

A sad clown.

That C-health code rating turned into a "Go Cards" sign.  Actually, that one seems like an almost perfect metaphor for this season.