Can I sue Coach Krag?

by sam34gtr on Aug 5, 2009 1:21 PM EDT Comment 9 comments

So I was sitting here noticing how much my life is slipping downhill as I fall into my late summer stage of depression and I began to think (that may have been my problem from the beginning). Anyway, there are so many reasons why I hate the late summer

School's about to start
I hate school
I hate studying
I hate getting myself into trouble when I don't study

Then I started thinking about the things that usually keep me sane in the early fall

Women
Socializing
SPORTS

But alas, I can hardly look forward to sports this fall because of that Koach has done to the football program. I can't look forward to a season in which I fully expect us to lose at least seven, probably eight games. So in a world where people sue their colleges because they haven't found a job three months after graduation ("Y'all didn't hold up yo end of da bargin!") can I sue Koach for ruining my fall semester every year until he leaves?

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Good point, but....

Can I get a refund on last years season tix?

by rednblackfan4life on Aug 5, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Class action?

by sam34gtr on Aug 6, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I want to sue for punative damages...

that your giving me. Sue everybody.

Signed,

Sol Rosenberg

by mclade01 on Aug 5, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, you absolutely can sue.

But I doubt you’ll win.

by Dais on Aug 6, 2009 8:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I think I finally figured out why everyone is so depressed about this football season.

And no, I’m not talking about the obvious answer. I really think it’s fear. If everybody was certain we’d only win 2 games, we wouldn’t be worried; “Let’s just get this over with and move on with a new coach” we’d say. To be honest, I think a lot of people are like me. I’m afraid we win more than 2 games, but end up with like 6 or 7 during the regular season, go to the International Bowl, lose to some FBS team in Canada, and Krag keeps his job.

On top of that, we’d probably be expected to be happy that things turned out better than we expected. Yep, that’s what I’m depressed about.

by CARD_G6 on Aug 6, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs