Friday Irrelevance
I'm having a birthday party tonight (thanks for the card, NONE of you), so if you don't all come and bring a present of $200 value or more as well as one two-liter of your choice, we probably shouldn't hang out anymore.
The highlight of the evening: my wild tales of having lower car insurance getting harder and harder to follow as I become increasingly inebriated.
You've got to cherish it, kids...CHERISH IT.
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First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...
by btcoop71 on Aug 28, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where is said party?
I’ll bring the wine coolers
by sam34gtr on Aug 28, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya happy birthday
but these kinds of invitations usually come with a street address or at the very least a poorly drawn map. Also, they usually include a note like “starts at 8 o’clock, doesn’t end ’till the break-a-break-a dawn!”
by sarasota-card on Aug 28, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Started this blog when I was three months
Date and time are messed up but everything else is cool.

by Mike Rutherford on Aug 28, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also Mike Rutherford is a pen name
I really like Genesis.
by Mike Rutherford on Aug 28, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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