I've spent the past 24 years successfully abstaining from most popular fads - Facebook, MySpace, reading - but Twitter has pulled me in harder than anything since NBA team-specific jogging suits in '94.

So become a follower of Card Chronicle's Twitter page for updates on new posts and various other links, thoughts and status updates from your boy (me). And if you get drunk enough, please, by all means, feel free to tweet me.

I'm still getting acclimated with the nomenclature, but it sounds great.