Top ten T-Willisms
The Courier posted some gems on the side of its "Cards now driven by T-Willpower" feature this morning, so I figured now is as good a time as any to count down the top ten moments in T-Will talk.
We'll begin with something prescient at No. 10.
10. On Louisville's midseason winning streak: "I've realized that if we just keep winning games, eventually we'll win the national championship"
9. Explaining how he followed an 0-for-4 first half with an 8-for-16 second half against Massachusetts as a freshman: "Before, I was thinking about the scouting report and how they are a great shot-blocking team, and I was just trying to get the ball up there. But then I was like, 'Terrence,' -- I call myself Terrence; I don't call myself T-Will -- I was like, 'Terrence, you jump too high to be nervous about somebody else.' "
8. On the importance of then-senior David Padgett: "David Padgett is the t-shirt of this team. You wouldn't go outside without your t-shirt on, and we don't go out on the court without David Padgett."
7. Celebrating the return of Juan Palacios and David Padgett from injuries last season: "You go out into a game in which you know you've got Tello and David playing, your swagger's a lot different. You walk different, you talk different, you talk to a girl different. … You know they're going to back you up. They're going to say, 'Yeah, he's a great guy.' "
6. Explaining why he didn't declare for the NBA draft after his junior season: "There are too many sharks in the water in this year's draft. Next year there's a lot of fish and seaweed. Hopefully, I can be one of those sharks next year."
5. Finding the silver lining in a groin strain: "It's a good thing, because I really like massages and now I'm getting massages all the time."
4. On trying to lead newcomers: "Talking to these freshman is like talking to a pond - just because the water moves doesn't mean it's listening."
3. On breaking out of a shooting slump with a big game from beyond the arc: "No I'm not surprised at how I shot today. If it's two in the afternoon and it's dark outside, then I'd be surprised."
2. On how much the team feeds off of David Padgett: "How much do people eat off plates? We feed off him a lot because he's our point-center, our point-forward, our point-shooting guard. He's everything because he rebounds the ball, he passes the ball, he leads us. He could lead us out of the closet, lead us to the ocean. He's just our everything."
1. On coach Rick Pitino's powers of persuasion: "He's the type of man where, if a dog couldn't talk -- which a dog can't talk -- he would make a dog think it can talk. That dog would keep barking for a long time thinking it was talking."
Let's enjoy every second we have left with this kid because they'll never be another Cardinal like him.
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also, love #9
twill – instead of explaining why he talks to himself in the third person – explains why he calls himself “terrence” instead of “twill”
I'll Never Use The Word "Priceless,"
But these are pretty close.
Yes, davidson07, it is interesting that he is so formal when talking to himself.
These will give the “Yogisms”, (…about that suddenly unpopular restaurant, “It’s too crowded, nobody goes there anymore,” or the trepidations of playing the sun and shadows in Yankee Stadium’s trecherous left field, “It gets late early out there.”) a run for their money.
Good stuff.
Copied from LCJ?
All these were in the sidebar of LCJ’s article Mike; but it’s presented here as if your writing. I’m sure there’s an explanation I simply don’t know about..
Half of them are from the C-J article that I linked in the first sentence
by Mike Rutherford on Mar 26, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
the explanation you "simply don't know about"
is that you’re not a very careful reader.
by doctorofdunk on Mar 26, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
The Best Thing
I will read all week.
Is there a more comprehensive list of these anywhere?
The Man is a One-of-a-kind!
Reminds older folks of Yogi Berra and young folks of Will Smith, with a little Bill Cosby thrown in for good measure.
Hey Just
Shack and Lebron have been doing these pre game hijinks lately. Stunts. You’ve heard.
Anyway, somebody asked O’Neal about something he did, and he referred to a certain area of the brain stem as my: “Abdullah oblongata,” instead of “medula oblongata.”
Definitely Yogi worthy.
"You know when you buy a firework?
You can’t light the firework without what? Fire, right? We can’t get going unless PK is really in there."
by Mike Rutherford on Mar 26, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The "whose dog is that cause you know dogs is crazy" was awesome
Especially since it was about PK!
Classic stuff.
"Abdullah oblongata," instead of "medula oblongata."
That abdullah oblongata was first used in an old Andy Griffith episode. A hobo referred to his bum leg as a “fracture of the abdullah oblongata.” At the end the hobo runs away, showing everyone that he didn’t have a “bum leg.” And Barney notes that he knew the guy was a fraud all the time. “Everybody knows the abdullah oblongata’s in the brain.”
theoldman
Thanks, An Innocent and Gentle Show, Too
And that Mayberry classic could never “go,” today. No car wrecks. No flashing lights or loud soundtrack. No exposions. No lurid sexual overtones.
But, let me say, on her best day, that Aunt Bea could put something on you that soap and water couldn’t wash off. Very hot indeed.
I like the recent comment after the UConn loss...
“We’re not losing to the School of the Blind, we’re losing to the No. 1 team in the country.”

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