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Almost Dunking Marques Maybin: portrait of a budding legend

With the collective eyes of the sports world focused so squarely on a single event, there isn’t a member of the media who isn’t tirelessly probing for an unexplored angle, fact or statistic to feed the attentive public.

It doesn’t take a crack research team to tell the world Terrence Williams is a stat stuffer, or Earl Clark is soon going to be making a lot of money in the NBA. The most dedicated of the bunch will point to the defense of Andre McGee and Preston Knowles or the emergence of Terrence Jennings in the second half of the season as keys to Louisville’s climb to the top of the polls.

Still, there’s a driving force behind the Cardinals’ Big East regular season and tournament dominance that you’re unlikely to hear mentioned anywhere outside of these link-infested walls.

His name is Almost Dunking Marques Maybin, and he’s a hero.

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Almost Dunking Marques Maybin, or ADMM as he’s known to those who idolize him, has been the game thread image on CardChronicle.com for an amazing 24 of Louisville’s 28 victories. His lone defeat came at the hands of then top-ranked Connecticut on Feb. 2.

Since his debut against Indiana State on Dec. 6, Almost Dunking Marques Maybin has been benched four times. Incredibly, Louisville has lost all but one of those games. The only Big East tilt he didn't get the start for was a stunning 33-point blowout loss to Notre Dame in South Bend.

"I’ve never had anywhere near as much confidence in a thread image as I do in ADMM," said Card Chronicle founder Mike Rutherford. "Some talismans ask to be used in game threads, but he’s the first one I’ve ever been around who demands it. You see this black eye? That’s from just before the Notre Dame game. And you see this massive head wound? That’s from just after it. Simply put, the man’s a competitor."

But he's a competitor whose lofty status as the pictogram for the top overall seed in the NCAA Tournament could never have been predicted.

ADMM wasn't recruited for longevity. His sole purpose on Card Chronicle was to help bring about three wins in three days during the eponymously titled Marques Maybin Classic. But the Cards, who had been coming off of a shocking 14-point loss to Western Kentucky, were so dominant in their three wins that Rutherford was hesitant to change anything.

"I never thought I’d have to use him again after the Classic," Rutherford said. "But Phil Jackson never thought he’d ever have to start Michael Jordan. Know what I’m sayin’? You don’t? What sports blog do you run?"

ADMM was finally sent back to the bench on Dec. 18 and watched from the sidelines as the Cards struggled to a shaky nine-point victory over Ole Miss. He was also watching two days later when they fell to Minnesota by six in Arizona. A 20-point ADMM-aided victory over UAB a week later wasn't enough to get the talisman the job as full-time starter, but a one-point New Year's Eve loss to UNLV without him was.

Since then, Louisville is 20-2 and 20-1 with ADMM at the helm.

The image's complete resume is quite staggering:

--Louisville's Record with ADMM: 24-1

--Louisville's Record Without ADMM: 4-4

--Louisville's Record Without ADMM: Since His Debut: 1-3

--Louisville has outscored its opponents 1,879-1,510 with ADMM in play. That's an average margin of victory of 14.8.

--The Cardinals are 11-0 in ADMM games away from Freedom Hall.

--In the four games ADMM has sat out since his debut, Louisville has gone 1-3 and been outscored 284-263. That's an average margin of defeat of 7.3.

--Louisville owns a 19-1 Big East record with ADMM. The only league game the talisman sat out was the shocking 33-point loss at Notre Dame.

--With ADMM, Louisville won all three of its Big East Tournament games in Madison Square Garden by double digits.

But all these extraordinary statistics beg the question: What in the world happened against Connecticut?

Rutherford has an idea.

"On Jan. 14, when ADMM madness was really picking up, I promised to wear nothing but a Marques Maybin jersey to Derby if the team won out with him leading the way. Obviously, it was something I didn't really want to do, and Almost Dunking knew that. As much as he didn't want to, he felt like he had to take a dive for me, and facing the No. 1 team in the country provided the perfect opportunity for that.

"He's the best friend I've ever had. Don't write that I'm crying."

The last three months have been a magical journey for everyone associated with the Louisville basketball program, but there's a chance that the best is yet to come.

Even the good luck charm himself admits that he feels his work is far from over.

"I want a national title and I really want to know what it feels like to finish that dunk," ADMM said through a translator. "And then I want to bump that Alaskan bitch on the way down to the other end of the floor."

If the past is any indication, "that Alaskan bitch" had better go shopping for some shoulder pads.

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It is now my quest...

To hunt down a copy of this game vs Alaska Anchorage and create a gif of ADMM…

by jerb2 on Mar 18, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

would the gif stop at the "ADMM pose"

or would it continue all the way through the dunk? I think it’d be hilarious if he leapt up to dunk and then just stopped in mid-air at the ADMM moment, and then the gif cycled.

by davidson07 on Mar 18, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

when you slow down the tape, during that split second between ADMM and DMM, you can actually see MM wink at the camera.
Little did you know that it’s during this wink that ADMM created an alternate universe in which UL dominates college basketball in the year 2009 and UK hits a slippery slope of decline to NIT prominence.

DocCardsFan
The 'Ville, KY

by DocCardsFan on Mar 18, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

LOST meets UofL basketball

by davidson07 on Mar 18, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'd have to stop right before

sort of like how David Chase ended the Sopranos.
Is he going to dunk? I just don’t know.
Maybe the gif can cut to black and queue up Journey’s “Don’t stop believing”

e

by ericdedwar on Mar 18, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is awesome.

Mike interviewing himself and ADMM (through a translator). Hilarious stuff. I feel sorry for any Card fan who isn’t reading this blog. If one of the mainstream news site picks up this story, I’m going to yell from my desk “They’re talking about ADMM! I KNOW him!” (sorry for the exclamation points)

by sarasota-card on Mar 18, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Classic

Brilliant post, the only thing that will make it better is if Jerb can somehow pull off a miracle and find that game haha

by LiveCard on Mar 18, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

An epic post

At what could be an epic time for Cardinal basketball.

I love this site.

by big east champs on Mar 18, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s the crap about the Alaskan bitch? Makes no sense.

by Harmon on Mar 18, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

For what it's worth, the President of the US of A

has us advancing all the way to the final game, but alas, losing to North Carolina if Lawson’s toe is healed. ADMM would almost approve, I think. (And I also think that the toe might be worse than the UNC people are letting on.)

theoldman

by theoldman on Mar 18, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

hurt toes don't heal in a week.

I see much cortizone in Lawson’s future.

e

by ericdedwar on Mar 18, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent read

Perhaps we should inform Marques of ADMM?

by centrecard on Mar 18, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

For the love of all things sacred, ADMM please please just a few more weeks!

by skirbs on Mar 18, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

good post mike.

i remember the notre dame game thread, and when we started getting blown out, i think everyone knew the benching of admm was the problem. admm is another thing proving how special this season has been.

by cardscott5 on Mar 18, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Great Post

Any Card fan who isn’t either A.) following this blog, or B.) isn’t praying to ADMM is missing out and possibly jinxing our tournament run.

by Luke Whitehead's Rap Career on Mar 18, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why

I have CC bookmarked. In-depth reporting and human interest stuff . Pulitzer worthy.

by CardsFanTX on Mar 19, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

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