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Psychological Study/Quick Hits

If you hit your Wiffle Ball into Jim Boheim's back yard, he'd sigh deeply, wait for you to come by to claim it, and then humorlessly give you a twenty minute lecture on private property law, torts, and how,  as a coach, he is really a "teacher," and that he will take this opportunity to teach you not to hit your ball into his yard.

If you hit a Wiffle Ball into Jim Calhoun's yard, he'd scurry out, like some burrowing animal, look around so that no one was watching, furtively pick it up and run back into the house.  There the sour puss coach would put it with the 1114 other Wiffle Balls he had stolen over the years, count them all again, and with a glazed look,  imagine how their impending sale on Ebay would help augment his skimpy $140,000 per year pension from the state of Connecticut.

If you hit a Wiffle Ball into Jay Wright's yard, he'd smile, jog off the back porch, pick it up, go into a playful little windup, toss it back and yell toward you, "Hey, do you think you can show me how to throw a knuckleball sometime?"

                                                           Quick Hits 

Biggest play was in the first minute of the second half, when "The Suit" hit the second three pointer from the left flank to cut the lead to three.  Such shock and awe that 'Nova called the TO and when Preston strode back to his gleeful teammates on the Cardinal bench, his huge cajones, rolling around in a wheelbarrow, preceded him.

Edgar, who at one time (after the A&M game two years ago) probably thought he might be a premier point guard in the country, finally seems to realize that he might only be the fourth best guard on the TEAM.  Yeah, he might have made a bad pass last night, but it wasn't too spectacularly bad, and again, he seemed genuinely happy in his teams success.

Mr Jennings...we couldn't have done it without this beautiful MoFo.  He had great energy just when we needed it the most.  Timely rebounds.  A blocked shot or two, and a couple of free throws.

Swop, as Frank points out, will be a very good four year player, and he did get a rebound last night, and he does spell the other big guys, and I know he'll be spending eons in the weight room.  But doesn't he remind you of the new born Bambi at this stage...still moist...shaky legs...and all?

Samardo -  I keep forgetting that you are a frosh and I know I've been way too hard on you.  I like your work ethic.  I like the way you can make your free throws.  Last night, though, every time I looked around you were on your can, sprawling on the hardwood.  It almost seemed like you were playing in quicksand.  It seemed as though somebody had drugged you...and not in a good way.

TWILL, I hope your eye will be OK.  Man do we have some rebuilding to do when this guy leaves.  As I said before, he, even more so than Earl, can be substituted for, but  n e v e r  replaced.

Have a great day, everybody.

Roz  

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Hilarious, I love your psychological study

What would Pitino do? What, for that matter, would Mike Brey, Bobby G. or Huggins do? These are all things I want to know now… thanks Roz.

by bartenpa on Mar 14, 2009 9:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Most excellent

“his huge cajones, rolling around in a wheelbarrow”

Wiffle ball: Yes, what would Pitino do ( WWPD)… ; – )

by frankpos on Mar 14, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks bart, and Frank

Gonzo?….maybe stick the Wiffle Ball into the deep freezer with the rest of his collection of cryonic heads, then laugh manically, Dahmer-like, simply because Saturday is cartoon day, his very favorite day.

by Roz on Mar 14, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a fun game Roz, can I play?

Huggins:
he’d call you over for a mid-morning cocktail and then put his hand on your thigh.

Pitino:
Would bench the wiffle ball and throw three better wiffle balls into the yard.

Buzz:
Would break into an earth-drenching sweat and have to take off his jacket

Roy Williams:
Would buy the garsh-dang both of ya a nice Coke and talk about when his mom used to play wiffle ball with him. Then he’d tell you to get the fuck off his lawn.

Coach K:
Would bite the wiffle ball in half, his eyes never leaving yours.

Digger Phelps:
Would change clothes so that his ensemble matched the wiffle ball

Bilas:
Would tell the wiffle ball that he REALLY STILL THINKS UNC is the BEST team in the country

Mike Brey:
Would slather the ball with BrylCreme and toss it back to you

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by ericdedwar on Mar 14, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

These are all great!

Thanks for the laugh fellas.

by twistedwedge on Mar 14, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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