Kragthorpe press conference at 1 p.m.

short of “I’m leaving” that will be worth listening to.

at the end of the rainbow?

They’re always after me lucky charms.

I like this move. Sorry, Jeff. We’re getting away from Bobby P.‘s multiple sets and pro-style offense and probably going back to more of a spread type like John L. We’re gonna see a lot of one-back sets and a lot of dump passes to quick running backs. It actually worked pretty well last year with VA. I’m really curious to see what he does. Now for the defense…

After we get rid of all the coaches and bad seeds on the team, I think the only thing we’ll have left for Krags to blame is gonna be the stadium. I fully expect to be playing the 2010 season at Trinity’s stadium. Might even sell out a game or two, especially if we workout a deal where high school kids get in free before the mixer after the game.

After comparing our coaching changes to the Arizona Cardinals, our idiot coach announced Brohm could stay, but only in a non-coaching role. Here’s the kicker though. Fagthorpe is now the new OC.

could have written the comments Kragthorpe likely made at his press conference. And I write that in full knowledge that I haven’t seen a word of what Kragthorpe actually said.
Doesn’t matter. He can’t speak without cliches, and he’s devoid of any ideas that would advance the program. All he can do is leave and he isn’t going to do that so our football program is officially in the crapper for the foreseeable future.

And it was flushed in just two years. Amazing.

I still love how Krag hasnt made a apperance on the big screen or the court at a basketball game. My guess is it will come the day of seton hall when the fans r throwing objects at Bobby Gonzalez, and Krag discretly sneaks onto the court and waves with that shitgrin smirck on his face that we all have come accustomed to hating, while in his mind probably nieve enough to think that the fans arent booing him, they are booing bobby gonzalez.

At this point, Id throw the tomato at Krag instead of Bobby. And I LOVE TOMATOES.

My actual dream scenario is Rick throwing the basketball to Krag like in the bank commercials and it hitting Krag in the face in the middle of denny crum court. Then on the big screen they start showing the Kroger commercials with hard-knocks steve and $1.99 chicken breasts, only to have the fans riot at freedom hall and make theyre way on the court. At this point, I would just leave Krag alone and go talk to Jerry :)

God I hate this man. I will head the parade at 4th st when this guy gets canned.