help you from pulling your hammy as your rise to go to the water cooler, sneak a peek at that black haired mysterious chick who sits up on the left and nobody in the office ever talks to, and you check again the melancholia of the bland wall clock, as we make our way through this psycho somatic disease called life.

to work under my khakis occasionally, usually on game days. Sometimes, when a sports conversation starts up in the break room, I have this urge deep down within me that just begs for someone to question my Card fanhood. They’d say “Doesn’t Luis-ville have a game tonight on ESPN? I can’t believe you’re not even wearing anything red!” And it would be at that point that I proudly pull down my dress pants to display my Cardinal Knickers in all their glory. I know…. I need therapy.

Im sorry but all of the above mentioned (excluding UConn based on tonight) have yet to prove they can handle adversity in tough games. Oklahoma is barely beating mediocre competition in the B12, Mich St is the epitome of inconsistency, Pitt and especially UNC are teams that can be beat…I really think that we are right up there with teams that can “cut the net” comparatively.