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Coach K's tweets

Duke's Coach Mike Krzyzewski broke technological ground Thursday night as he Twittered the game from his Blackberry. This is the transcript:

Scheyer. That sounds German. Think I'll make him run laps 

St. Johns scores the first 4 points, better start yelling at the ref.

Does this tie make my nose look huger?

I'm going to make the team watch my bootlegged copy of Paul Blart Mall Cop at halftime. Hope they like it.

That asian kid in the third row keeps looking at me funny, I wonder if there is a stain on my nose.

Hey Paulos, go get me a toaster strudel! NOW!

Singler. That sounds kinda German too. What's going on here?

They call St. Johns the "Johnnies" sometimes. I got your Johnnie right here.

Coach Knight just told the same Howard Cosell he tells every time he sees a camera. He sickens me.

Why do they call this Madison Square Garden, there's no plants in here.   

Henderson, give Paulos his sweatervest back. I mean it.

I love peanut brittle.

Shane Battier is sexy. 

I just caught Bobby Knight picking  at his ass. Or maybe scratching. No, definitely picking.

The Big East, HA! Is this the best you can do?

I wish that Asian kid would stop staring at me.

I swear ref, 1 more foul against us an you'll never see your wife again. 

I wonder if we lose 4 more games if we'll still get a 3 seed?

Sometime I beat my dog with frozen sausages. 

Then I make him watch me eat the sausages.

If Singler were any whiter he'd disappear.

I hope I didn't forget to set my DVR to record Tyler Perry.

Is this my real hair? Even I don't know.

What's the score of the Xavier game? I bet Paulos's scholarship they would cover the spread.

Does everyone sleep hanging upside down or is it just me?

I've never lost a game of checkers. Not once.

If Singler breaks his knee I'm going to beat him with frozen sausages.

Paulos, stop stroking Kyle's knee, you are not helping.

I wonder if I can lose this game in the last minute.

I'm not a jackass, I'm a leader who just happens to be a jackass.

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