Digger Phelps is not my friend
by Mike Rutherford on Feb 12, 2009 5:00 PM EST
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PrintI dread, dread I say, being forced to listen to this man in two hours.
Just keep in mind that you could totally take him in one-on-one, and that he'd probably be really upset after you scored the winning basket. Would he cry? I like to think he'd cry.
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could also go with his IQ
or his age
or maybe it’s his pants size
or the last year he said something worth listening to
by sarasota-card on Feb 12, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Can You Imagine
You’re on a three quarters empty Greyhound, this guy with the Sharpie gets on, trundles down the aisle past about thirty-four empty seats, looks you square in the eye and then, your worst nightmare:
“Is this seat taken?”
…then he’s with you…on you…like white on rice…for the fourteen hour ride to Cleveland…the early days in Beacon…the upset in 1974 over UCLA….“Was that eighty-four strait wins, Digger?”….the early days at ESPN….what Dickie V is really like…how he saved the program at ND.
And all of this in just the first two minutes!! And there are no sharp objects in sight.
Could I beat him one on one?
I don’t know, but I think I’d have a chance.
Roz
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