Penn State at Purdue (6:30 p.m./Big Ten Network)

If Penn State makes the NCAA Tournament, whoever they play is going to be so pissed that their friends and families have to find a place that carries the Big Ten Network.

Syracuse at Connecticut (7 p.m./ESPN)

I'm very, very interested to see how the Orange attack UConn on offense. I'm tempted to say upset here.

Xavier at Dayton (7 p.m./ESPN Classic)

The last time the Flyers won at Xavier, ESPN Classic didn't exist...neither did ESPN2 or the cotton gin.

Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech (7 p.m./ESPNU)

Two techs, isn't that an ejection? I know you're laughing, Nana.

Tulsa at Memphis (8 p.m./CBS College Sports)

Fifty straight. Be embarrassed, C-USA.

Georgia at Tennessee (8 p.m./Raycom/FS South)

I would rather watch the dog show equivalent of the NIT.

Colorado State at BYU (8 p.m./The Mountain)

I'm still not sure if anyone actually gets this channel. What the hell happened to Versus?

Iowa at Wisconsin (8:30 p.m./Big Ten Network)

My four-step Badger plan is in full swing.

Bradley at Creighton (8:30 p.m./FS Midwest)

You don't win in the Qwest Center unless your mascot is blue and a jay.

North Carolina at Duke (9 p.m./ESPN)

Boring.

Oklahoma at Baylor (9 p.m./ESPN2)

It's the proverbial resume game for the Bears.

Texas Tech at Kansas State (9 p.m./ESPNU)

I wish these two programs would just go ahead and decide whether or not they care about being legit.

Charlotte at St. Louis (9 p.m./MASN)

It sounds a lot better than it will actually be.

New Mexico at Air Force (10 p.m./CBS College Sports)

It sounds every bit as bad as it will actually be.

San Diego State at Utah (10 p.m./The Mountain)

Sole possession of first place in the mountain is on the line.