So apparently I blacked out while driving back from the Orange Bowl, but I'm told Petrino's at Arkansas. That's a weird move. Oh well, if Brohm comes back we're going to have enough firepower to win ten games with Ryan Seacrest as head coach.

What?

What?

To Syracuse?

Three years in a row?

Connecticut too?

Who the hell is Preston Knowles?

CARMODY DIDN'T WIN THE GROZA AGAIN?!?!

Good god. At least this guy sounds confident.

"It's a great opportunity for me,'' he said. "I think I'm going into a situation where I have great support and great resources to win. And it's also a good chance to build a program.''

If Falcon Beach got cancelled then you should probably keep it to yourself because lord knows I couldn't stomach the blow right now.