Kentucky mascot pretends to pee on the Cardinal bird
by Mike Rutherford on Dec 1, 2009 9:14 AM EST
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PrintOh those Wildcats, always coming up with bold, inventive ways to keep the great state of Kentucky laughing.
From John Clay's twitter:
UK mascot entertained crowd at halftime by pretending to use U of L logo at midcourt as a fire hydrant.
You know, the old, 11-year-old me would probably tell Scratch to go scratch something improper, but the new, almost 2010 me thinks that revenge is such a sill----Attack Card Chronicle cult children, ATTACK....
If you want him back in any less than 60 pieces we will require Steve Johnson's head on a plate and a healthy, good-spirited Rich Brooks to read to us for at least 15 minutes every night. I'd also like Rob Bromley to interview me during a break in the action of one non-conference home game.
Choose wisely.
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You're taking this all wrong guys.
In the sticks of kentucky, urinating on your hosts carpet is a sign of respect. Der.
Considering the fact that “half of Louisville is Kentucky fans”, you’d think they could fill the hall up for the one game a year they play there.
I am not surprised...
but would we expect a higher level of class from the Cats or their fans? No. After all they stomped on our bird during a practice. Practice! I mean it was pratice! Practice ya’ll. Practice. We weren’t even there. Dickless I say! We are going to declaw those pussies on the 2nd!
practice?
we talkin about practice….yeah I went there
by twistedwedge on Dec 1, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
I missed the chance for the perfect Lebowski quote...
Uh hey, this is a private residence man.
they peed on our F*ing rug man
its really tied the room together
by Ben Go CARDS on Dec 1, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
The UL mascot should pretend to bang some skank at Joe Bologna's as retribution....
First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...
Yeah, but not until like six years later
And you never know how booth-boinking is going to be viewed in 2015. It could be like the 2009 hug for all we know.
by Mike Rutherford on Dec 1, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
New Arena
can’t remember—is there any state financing? i.e., will uk be able to play games there?
UK will only be able to play there with express permission from UofL
But UofL would make money off of a UK game, so I’m not so sure it won’t be granted. What is more likely though is that they’ll play a game (or 3 if Cal gets his wish) in Freedom Hall on a court that doesn’t have the Card logo on it. . .possibly even a UK branded court.
if that happens
UofL should “host” a holiday weekend tournament in Lexington with teams like Gardner-Webb and VMI.
by UL is my hot hot sex on Dec 1, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Stay classy UK, stay classy
Life has a funny way of humbling jerk-offs, maybe not immediately, but jerk-offs tend to live jerk-off lives, and get themselves into plenty of jerk-off situations. You can only dodge the jerk-off bullet for so long.
Myeh. (shrugging shoulders)
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