"(Stein) didn't lose the game; he played his little tail off all day long"

He "played his little tail off"?! Wow Steve, you really know how to strike fear into the heart of an opponent. I didn't realize Will Stein was 6. Thanks for reducing our team to pee-wee league status. Did you take everyone to chuck-e-cheese after the game too?

Having a set of man balls should be a requirement for a college head coach.  This is ridiculous.

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/2009911070351