Matt Simms suspended four games
by Mike Rutherford on Aug 19, 2008 7:51 PM EDT
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PrintI swear to god, I opened this document and started laughing before I could type anything. There's simply no other move at this point.
U of L announced tonight that redshirt freshman quarterback Matt Simms has been suspended four games for an undisclosed violation of team rules.
Hmm. Four games. Undisclosed violation of team rules...
I'm gonna say...traffic violation?
It needs to be said: weed just isn't that awesome, guys. At least not awesome enough that it's impossible to stay away from for like four months every year. And definitely not awesome enough to jeopardize your chances of being a three-year starter at quarterback for the University of Louisville.
There are like 15 other quarterbacks on this roster, and three or four of them are pretty comparable in skill level. Surely, Simms had to have been at least partially aware of this.
You had me, Matty. It took some work, but damnit, you had me. All you needed to do was lay off the cheeba for a couple of months and continue the remarkable progress that you've made over the past year. That or score some clean piss.
Point, Wolfe/Burke/Stoudt.
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So that's 3 players lost before the start of the season?
Gay (shot), Long (broken foot) and now Simms (team violation)
Beautiful work, guys.
I bet Simms’ dad is proud.
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That picture
was the first thing I thought of when I heard the news. I really thought we were beyond the weed and flipping off opposing crowds stuff, but alas…..
I doubt Phil is pleased.
by big east champs on Aug 19, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Simms to rehab then NAIA
Get over it…Tyler Wolfe and Justin Burke are BOTH better QB’s, better arms. Hope Simms gets help and does well at Hanover College
Nice Pic
What’s he doing? Rolling a doobie? Wow. It’s called the internet. Pictures last forever, unlike your arm.
Go Cards!
I believe he was rolling a blunt
That must have been one of the hazing activities for the freshman last year.
He may not have learned how to throw over his shoulder but at least he rolls a fat bleezy fo sheezy!
atleast he's smarter than some people....
hey, atleast the kid knows to roll it first, then smoke it. He could be like Willie Williams and just try to eat it.
DocCardsFan
The 'Ville, KY
one more thing
Back in my college athletics days, I was nervous to even be seen at a party for fear of getting kicked off/suspended from the team. I was a division III golfer – thats the big time. I mean probably bigger than being the backup QB for a D1 football team who consistently produces NFL-caliber quarterbacks.
DocCardsFan
The 'Ville, KY
all he had to do was "untag" himself
thats what i love about these high school girls.. i get older and they stay the same age
it almost looks like he said “hey guy with the camera, take a picture of me rolling this blunt with a huge smile on my face then post it on the internet”
Dumbass deserves it
I love weed just as much as the next guy, but any camera close to a quarterback rolling a blunt needs to be thrown into the garbage. It’s like he was posing.
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