I don’t like him for 2 reasons – the charts in his pants (even when he’s running to the sidelines, gah) and that he lost a lot. I don’t care how he sounds… walk softly and carry a big stick, eh?

(Let me first say before I dive into this cess pool that I hope to God K wins 9+ games and proves my ass wrong)

No, K’s MBA blandness and lack of true substance to his answers just became infuriating as the questions raged.

Why do I dislike K? Let me count the ways

1) We are paying him $ million / yr—yet he can’t see the locomotive of “terrible Petrino players) coming hard down the tracks. Yet John L, after watching one practice, predicts we’ll win 6 games and that something is really wrong.

2) He compounds this lack of insight, by not down-playing any talk of a Nat’l title run—in fact, we get pics of him driving around in a golf cart smiling, and hear that the coaches all get home in bed by 7p now. How nice.

3) He adopts his deer-in-the-headlights look in a wild 2nd game with power-house Mid Tenn

4) His bland, no-speak starts to reach it’s no-true-answers peak after the debacle in just the 4th game against Syracuse

5) As the ship is really going down, our Captain interviews on the sly with SMU during the season! - and is caught right after the melt-down game against So Fla. He totally blind-sided TJ with this, I have found.

6) During the SMU interview he bad-mouths Jurich! for not letting him bring all his own staff—as if we needed more brilliant minds like Stubbs.

5) He brings a doofus like Stubbs to begin with—that has no clue how to use a Heisman QB or the talent he has inherited

6) Although there has been no string of arrests or major problems during Petrino, suddenly players are being suspended left and right, and there are all these problem players Petrino left that can’t be managed. Is it suddenly the players—or the mgmt of the players? Don’t you think TJ fully knew and approved Petrino’s policies on drug testing, etc. The players were not running amok before!

I could go on… but

Frank, Somehow I get the impression that you have once again turned down the still vacant presidency of the Coach K Fan Club, Well, this is the fourth and final time that I’ll nominate you.

But looky here…according to the points you made, one could rightfully asssume that you’re at least hinting that K may posibly be a sneak, a liar, an incompetent, a pansy, a poet, a pirate, a pawn and a king….he’s been up, down, over and out, but I know one thing. (Oooops, forgive me. I got stuck out there in Sinatraville…..won’t happen again.)

In any event, just because a coach wouldn’t know a good offensive coordinator (unless Tom Jurich reminded him that Alamaba has come after him TWICE) or a Defensive Coordinator (unless TJ told him that MIchigan had a dandy one available) if one ran over him with a blocking sled … and just because a coach stands on the sideline looking comatose, clueless, confused and stunned like he just got hit in the back of the head with camel spit…that doesn’t mean that you should want to take him out in the middle of nowhere and leave him with nothing but his play charts tucked in his pants.

C’mon, Frank…so what if the guy is a little wimpy, so what if he kicked 31 players, 16 band members, 2 cheerleaders, a student manager, a janitor, 2 chaplains and the guy who operated the whirlpool off the team? (actually the whirlpool guy may be coming back to play free safety)

Just because a coach FINALLY gets out of Conference USA (also known as the “Junior College” for experimental coaching) and just because that same coach entertains an offer from the absolute BOTTOM DOG of that conference as a place to run away and hide from big time college football, is that any reason to regard him as a wimp?

After all, I thought it was the way he talks that was bothering you. Okay, so he sounds like he’s never actually witnessed a football game in person or on TV. And who cares if he thinks a jock strap is something a short man who rides horses hangs onto when he’s on a bus. This stuff is not important, Frank! You need to begin ingnoring some things…like the fact that the coach has tendencies that make us wonder if someone has yet told him that tackling the archrival’s ball carrier BEFORE he actually runs into the end zone will go a long way toward fan approval and contract renewal.

Look…You say you don’t like a coach whose general sideline ex[ression reminds us of exactly how hard a mule could actually kick a man in the head? You say you don’t like a coach whose idea of a genius sideline call is a fourth and forty punt? You say you don’t like your team getting the snot kicked out of them at home by the worst team in the league then hearing your coach say, “we really got the snot kicked out of us by the worst team in the league.” ? Is that what’s troubling you, Bunky???

Well wake up and smell the Grande Latte Caramel Decaf, Bunky! It’s a new day! The sun is shinning! The flowers are blooming! The birds are singing! There’s a super glorious day up ahead. I just got off an internet blog site and GUESS WHAT I HEARD?

Ron Cooper is looking!