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Worst Broadcasters

Here's a decent topic for the off-season:

 

10 Worst Sportscasters

 

Maxim has created a list of the 10 worst sports broadcasters that might be worthy of some half-hearted debate.  There is one glaring omission for those who agree with Mike, but they do identify the omitted’s broadcasting partner who certainly is worth of inclusion. 

Star-divide

 

I’d also take issue with Bill Walton being on the list.  Of course, I can see why people don’t like him, but so long as he is teamed with 2 other people who know what they are doing and can actually focus on the game (as most NBA telecasts do now), I quite enjoy his insights and diversions. 

 

And I like Bergman, although I can’t say that I’ve heard much from him recently.  I just don’t stay up for many Monday night games.  But he has a good voice, is fluid and knowledgeable, even if he likes to throw in some trademarks occasionally.  I’ll never forget the fantastic job he did the night Cal Ripken broke Gerig’s record.  Once the game was officially in the books (5th inning), he just shut up and let the fans and the scene do the talking.  Not quite a Nance/Musberger approach.  But that was almost 15 years ago.  Damn, I’m getting old.   

 

Alas, no “bending, bending” people on the list.    

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Fun Stuff Dude

Nice Post.
Now for a best announcer, I have a choice. I never liked the New York Football Giants, nor do I even like pro football, but was anybody ever better than Pat Summerall? He seemed to have the forgotten talent of getting out of the way and letting the game be THE THING, not him…and in this era of screaming, screeching, in your face ethos, he was as mild as a Berumuda zehpyr with a voice like a vanilla shake.
He got his first gig when Frank Gifford couldn’t make it for his fifteen minute gig for local radio in NYC in the fifties. I guess he juiced it excessively (too excessively, that is) and got into big physical trouble. I think he’s had a liver transplant and hope he’s doing well.
Roz

by Roz on Jun 11, 2008 12:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gotta go with Gus Johnson

He makes the game more exciting without imposing himself into the action.

by 83fan on Jun 12, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Packer at 7 is outrageous

Leitch has let the buzz surrounding his Berman stories cloud his judgment. Sure, he sucks, but it’s not “the fact that you’re being paid to do this is enough to send me into a three-week depression” sucking like you get from Packer, Patrick or Morgan.

by Mike Rutherford on Jun 12, 2008 9:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How about, "you get paid to go to the Final Four every year"?

Talk about depression. But at least Packer made the list.

by 83fan on Jun 12, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some good ones

Ernie Harwell (Detroit Tigers) was the best ever. In that category also belong Vin Scully, Bob Prince, Waite Hoyt, & Red Barber. Mel Allen ws in a category by himself. Jimmy Dudley (Indians) was awfully smooth. Cawood was right up there with the best of them..
I think the guys I refer to as “My 3 Sons” Thom Brennaman, Joe Buck, and Chip (not Skip) Carey are even better than their dads.
I was impressed by this young guy, Sean Moth (PA guy for U of L football & basketball) who did some good baseball play-by-play for the Cards this year. Sounds a lot like Bob Costas.

by MrBlunt on Jun 12, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mel Allen

...He sure could sell that Ballantine, and for the second games of the traditional Sunday doubleheader, the legendary XXX Ballantine Ale in the green can (it’s still around in some fashion). Trouble is, on a lot of hot days, Mel would over sample the produce and by the fourth inning of the nightcap would be slurring his words (nothing wrong with that) and hanging on to the railings as not to fall from the broadcast booth. By that time, though, the Yankees usually had the game won, or more commonly, were so far ahead in the pennant race that it didn’t matter. He sure could sell the stuff though, smacking his lips, calling the amber elixir ” brewers gold”, and the “crisp refresher” and “gleaming cold” as a drop or two of condensation slowly made its way down the side of his pilsener glass. All this while wearing a banded fedora. Anybody getting thirsty?

Hey Mr Blunt, did “Strohs” (always will be the memory of OSU for beers) sponsor the Tribe? I’m pretty sure it was brewed in Detroit, so I’m assuming they had the Tigers sown up. Cincy…Weidemans? Burger? Pittsburg….Iron City? St. Louis…..duh…Budweiser. Baltimore…National. Red Sox…Naragansett. Early Mets….Rheingold. New York Giants….Rupert Knickerbocker. Brooklyn Dodgers…Schaefer. Milwaukee Braves…Old Style. Phillies…..Schmidts. Meth Labs throughout the United States….Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Is it basketball season yet?

Easy Monday, everybody,
Roz

by Roz on Jun 15, 2008 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't think Stroh's

Don’t think Stroh’s did the Tribe….but don’t forget Hudepohl 14K also did Redlegs Baseball. I thought Shaefer (when you’re having more than one) did the Yankees but I’m probably wrong on that.

You’ve got the best Beer/baseball memory ever known to man, Roz.. Do you remember Gene Shepherd’s famous PBS special in 1969 about beer art? It was about all the beer signs that should be in a museum (Shepherd wrote A Christmas Story about the Red Rider BB Gun} Your writing style reminds me a lot of his.

Onward!

by MrBlunt on Jun 15, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hudepol 14K

...a good one, I remember it being advertised. Was there a Cincy announcer named Byrum Samm?....By the way, I believe that Wait Hoyt announced in past tense, even as he described it….”Vada Pinson hit a grounder to short….Roy MacMillan was retired on the force, but Blasingame’s throw to first was to late to get the speedy Pinson.”
And to say that I have “the best beer memory known to man’....gosh, you’re embarrassing me again. Thanks for the info about Strohs. Schaefer (ahem, I know from personal experience) never did the Yankee games.

Yeah, of course I know Jean Shepherd (“In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash”) and his Christmas classic about the bb gun. One of my closest friends (this guy was the type of guy who made everybody feel that THEY were his best friend, I think you know what I mean) gave it to me for a present. He was killed in an auto accident on a foggy Oct 18 morning just this past year. He gave me the video and the book. I know the video is on more incessantly than “It’s a Wonderful Life” around the holidays, and I have tried to avoid actually seeing it. Shepherd even had a weekly PBS spot about 25 years ago.

Get into that “Digital Ballparks” site. I know you love ballparks.

Roz

by Roz on Jun 16, 2008 12:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrum Saam

Saam did Philadephia A’s and Phiilles games for many years.When the A’s moved to KC he did Phillies only from about ‘55 to’75. Was replaced by Harry Kalas. Saam died in 2000 at the age of 85. I only got to hear him occasionally as a kid when I could pick him upon my crystal set. The guy was so good you could smell the popcorn, hot dogs and cigar smoke.

Some of these old vets were brilliant…even magical. TV can use a dozen cameras but they cannot create the the drama that these guys could for nine or more innings. Baseball on radio is the absolute supreme test of a play-by-play man’s ability. Catch phrases and lingo don’t have anything to do with it. The old guys like Harwell and Barber could get inside your head with simply the sounds of their voices and connect their immagination with yours. I feel sorry for the people who never got to experience them.

One more thing, Roz…you may not be a Brent Musburger fan but when he’s doing baseball on radio, he does have the magic.

Onward and Upward.

by MrBlunt on Jun 16, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On and on we go

Thanks for setting me strait on Byrum Saam.
We failed to mention Chuck Thompson. Had the straw pork pie hat lying back on his head at an outrageous angle with a fancy band about a foot wide that could only have been silk. He did both the Colts and the Orioles in days when we were younger. He may also somehow have had the Maz call on the homer over Yogi and over the ivey at Forbes Field…this sticks in my head even though I know he had nothing to do with the Pirates.
Baseball on the radio is s o o o different, Mr Blunt, you are right. I think the cliche is that they put brush to palette and then to canvas and paint pictures for our mind. They fill any dead time with meaningfull nothingness just as Bela Fleck would fill the listener with beautiful meaningless banjo rolls as he waited to stress the next melody note. Football is complicated; but baseball is c o m p l e x.

I don’t know Brent on the radio. I like him on college football, and will always remember his call on the Nova-Georgetown upset, as Gary McClain, on his knees, cradled the ball
as time ran out.

Once, as my brother and I listened to KDKA in Pittsburg (might be the only radio station EAST of the Mississippi with call letters starting with “K”), Stargell took a mighty cut and popped the ball high, HIGH, HIGH, right above the plate…..Bob Prince simply said, “Home run in an elevator shaft.”

...Ned Martin was good for the BoSox, too. I did not like the way Bo treated Ernie Harwell.

By the way, Yankee PA announcer, Bob Sheperd has been at the helm since 1951. He announced Mantle’s first game. Yankee rookies of ‘51 were Gil MacDougald, Jackie Jensen, and Mantle. Last year for Dimag. Anyway, Sheperd is in failing health now, and a substitute has been called in to do most of the games. We all are praying that he can make it till next year and do the opening for the new Yankee Stadium accross the street.
...even though Bob is often not there these days, Jeter has his taped voice still announce him when it is his turn at bat.

Roz

by Roz on Jun 16, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thompson, Harwell, Prince, et al

There are so many reasons that these were three of the true masters of the art of baseball play-by-play in the early days of radio. One is that baseball, by it’s nature, has a lot of down time. Holding the ilisteners’ attention during the lulls was the most demanding part of the craft. That’s where these old vets really shined.

Some of today’s TV and radio guys have a tendency just to yammer to fill the audio void.

Radio’s legendary baseball broadcast men didn’t do that. And they would rarely editorialize.

Sitting on a porch, listening to these great masters of voice with nothing but the crictkets and fireflies or even traffic noise in the background… or tinkering in the garage or the basement on Summer night could be genuinely magical. These wonderful radio sportsmen of the past were a combination of reporter, actor, poet, dramatist, story teller and friend who created the most vivid pictures and experiences.

Now all ot them are gone, only to be found in the far places of our memories.

But here’s the part that I understand and I hope that you do, too. These wonderfully talented men and their brilliant performances belonged to a different time. They can never come back. And even if they could, the world will never again turn gently, slowly and quietly enough to hear their voices.

by MrBlunt on Jun 17, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jack Brickhouse

I saw him on a taped sports show last night. Chicago, I believe, and I think he’s in the Hall of Fame, too.
By the way, as Phil Rizzutto got older, the never ending four hour games began to get to him, so he started leaving for home earlier and earlier (I guess 50 years with the club gives you that cache’). Near the end he was pining for the George Washington Bridge and his home in north Jersey by the bottom half of the second inning. He wouldn’t even stay till the game was official.
Speaking of official, as a card carrying Roman Catholic (lapsed for an eon or two), and having attended parochial school for eight years; my ultimate finesse was to arrive at Mass just before the Gospel, and leave just after the Holy Communion and Eucharist was complete.
This like the five inning game when rain is threatening (four and a half if the home team was ahead), made my Sunday church-going “official.”
I think He would have understood.

Roz

by Roz on Jun 20, 2008 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tagging up...

That’s my official name for it, Roz. As long as you tag up, you get credit for it. Rizzutto was Catholic enough to transfer the principle into Baseball.

It’s similar to the old days when the paper boy collected weekly and then punched your card when you paid him. As long as you get your “card punched” every week, you can do what you like the rest of the week and still get a shot at getting into heaven.

Rizzutto was an “ex-jock” announcer. and that reminds me of two of the greatest who made up the best TV team ever…Dizzzy Dean and Pee Wee Reese. It’s a shame that they don’t have a lot of those games on DVD…there will never be anything like them again.

by MrBlunt on Jun 20, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cincy in the City

...to play the Yanks…beat the Yanks, two out of three. Anyway, the Yankee announcers touched a bit on Joe Nuxhall….how he was the youngest person ever to play in the majors. He was not yet sixteen when he broke in. That was during the war years of course, when grown men were hard to come by, but still, amazing. I guess he called the Reds (then, Redlegs) games on radio for decades as well. No truth to the rumor that his first minor league team was the Asheville Tourists (!).

Roz

by Roz on Jun 22, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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