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The Real Larry Taylor Story

So I had a chance happening today, one that I would have never expected to happen.  It's not like I met the Pope or ran into Tom Cruise, but I met a minor celebrity  this morning, one who had much insight into an event that rocked the friends of CardChronicle to the core this past football season, so I thought I'd pass it along

As we all know UConn football player Larry Taylor was recently voted the Least Cool Person of 2007-2008.  He recieved this honor due to an episode of blatant cheating...or was it? 

This morning, I met Louisvillian Desi Cullen who is a kicker/punter of the same UConn football team.  He, as a special teamer, informed me that Taylor was one of his best friends on the team and had told him the real story about the Unfairest Catch.

According to Cullen, Taylor was approached earlier in the game by the backjudge referee after a fair catch he made earlier in the game.  At that point the referee told him that his fair catch signal was incomplete and that he needed to wave his hand back and forth to make the fair catch count.  Taylor was told that if he didn't make a proper signal, no whistle would be blown and the play would continue.

With that in mind, Taylor decided to test this referee on the next punt.  So, with Bilal Powell barrelling down on him, he threw up one hand and waved to the crowd.  Powell, seeing the exact same signal that was called a fair catch earlier in the game stopped short, for fear of making contact and drawing a penalty. 

After hearing this story I am starting to feel like Taylor may be a bit cooler than we previously believed and it may actually be the Ref who deserves the vengence of Cardinal Nation.  What I'm seeing in the story is that the Ref, not Taylor is the one who screwed us over.  The ref is the one who changed the rules of the game and only informed one player. 

Taylor may be a little uncool, for taking advantage of this inadvertant rule change, but he was only doing what he was told to do.  The referee on the other hand really screwed us over.  By calling the play one way then calling the same action another way later in the game, he is the one who put us at the disadvantage.  Unless he went up to Coach K after the first bogus fair catch and informed him that he had screwed up and was not going to do it again, he gave Taylor a huge advantage, that if he had to take.

I still think Taylor blows hard, its just that the Ref may have been the one who taught him how to suck the chrome off the provberbial trailer hitch.

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He's still an assclown in my book :)

Here’s the rule regarding a fair catch from the 2007 rulebook:

SECTION 7. Fair Catch
Fair Catch
ARTICLE 1. a. A fair catch of a scrimmage kick is a catch beyond the
neutral zone by a player of Team B who has made a valid signal during a
scrimmage kick that is untouched beyond the neutral zone.
b. A fair catch of a free kick is a catch by a player of Team B who has made
a valid signal during an untouched free kick.
c. A valid or invalid fair catch signal deprives the receiving team of the
opportunity to advance the ball, and the ball is declared dead at the spot

of the catch or recovery or at the spot of the signal if the catch precedes
the signal (Rule 6-5-1-a Exception).
d. If the receiver shades his eyes from the sun, the ball is live and may be
advanced.
Valid Signal
ARTICLE 2. A valid signal is a signal given by a player of Team B who
has obviously signalled his intention by extending one hand only clearly
above his head and waving that hand from side to side of his body more
than once.
Invalid Signal
ARTICLE 3. An invalid signal is any signal by a player of Team B that does
not meet the requirements of a valid signal (Rule 6-5-3).

Either way, the ball should’ve been declared dead. I can’t understand how the ref couldn’t remember this simple rule. Apparently, to be a ref in the BE, all you need is a whistle, a B/W striped shirt and a general knowledge of the rules…where do I sign up :)

by Insertnamehere on May 23, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Great post

but hes still a douce bag. Although now i have more insight into the doucebagness that is Larry Taylor’s mind.

by whitacreky on May 23, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taylor just got a wee bit cooler

While the back judge just got 167 times less cool. And that’s a rough jump, because he was already hovering dangerously close to Fredo Corleone territory.

by Mike Rutherford on May 23, 2008 1:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, but it wasn’t the referee who made Taylor prance and smile on the sidelines like a seven year old school girl at recess.

by Gavin729 on May 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

“but he was only doing what he was told to do.”

No, he was told to waive his hand back and forth as required by the rules. He intentionally ignored that warning for the purpose of running a punt back. No cooler in my book.

But this does reemphasize the utter cluelessness of the ref. I’ve never played an organized game of football, and I knew that rule. I simply can’t believe a professional ref would think that the punishment for not properly signaling a FC is a free play. I hope he has been fired.

by 83fan on May 23, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

Not buying it dude.

Go Cards!

by Red Rage on May 23, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

follow up

Cullen also said that he thought the Ref was to blame. He also described the refs around the conference as “Horrible” and said that they were widely known as the worst in the country.

He admitted that UConn got very lucky and stole two games (UL and Temple) because of egregiously bad calls.

by drhustle on May 23, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Larry Taylor cannot "Un-chump" himself

Once and for all let’s set the record straight. When you are a chump, (and by the way word chump can also be spelled L-a-r-r-y-T-a-y-l-o-r) it is almost impossible to un-chump one’s self.

First, one must understand that in order to be a certified chump, one must possess the following three characteristics: an I Q less than 70, the ignorance to highly overrate one’s self and the arrogance to thiink that one can get away with it.

The only way for one to become un-chumped is for some other person to perform the service for one.

Allow me provide an example: let’s say that a major certified chump, in this example to be known as Larry Taylor, has the opportunity in a 2008 football game to receive a punted football from a University of Louisville special teams football player.

Got the picture so far? Let us pre-suppose that this same Larry Taylor (also know as the constant companion of his closest friend Beavis) were to signal that he, at this time, would favor a legal fair catch as opposed to running the football thereby being challenged by his limited ball carrying skills. And let us further suppose that another member of the same University of Louisville football team, (in this instance perhaps Bilal Powell) in pursuit of the chump..er…aforementioned receiver, should unexpectedly get a speck in his eye causing him to be unable to notice the so-called fair catch signal.

Let us now consider what might happen should Powell INADVERTENTLY run into (Beavis’s best friend) Taylor, thereby dislogding from the receiver more than a few molars, bicuspids,incisors and lower jawbone whilst also cracking multiple ribs, dislocating certain joint sockets and temporarily removing all semblance of conciousness from the expectant receptionist.

Question: Are the words SEMI TRACTOR TRAILER in play here?.Ah..but I digress.

I submit that such a specific incident could possibly be at least the beginning of phase one of the un-chumpness process actually taking effect.
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You see “chumpness”, and/or the removal of same, does carry at least some liability. Please note that this information is purely theoretical and is presented in an advisory capacity only.

by MrBlunt on May 23, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gimme a break

I call bullshit. This sounds like the story of someone who has had several weeks to come up with an explanation. His immediate reaction was the celebrate, remember, and if I’m not mistaken he bragged about it after the game and tried the same thing in a later contest.

No way this is legit.

theoldman

by theoldman on May 23, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ref

Am I the only one surprised that the ref never came out to clarify or clear his record/conscience? Or is that just unheard of?

by speedcard on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait...

The Big East has terrible officials? When did this happen?

At this point, I would prefer Tim Donaghy over some of the ass clowns that are given whistles in this conference.

by Cary on May 23, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatever

No matter how you view this issue, the player used a low rent tactic, and when it ‘worked’ and he scored, he laughed about it and celebrated it, and then even tried it again in another game. That’s a lack of character and sportmanship, and that his coach defended him is equally as bad.

The referee is an idiot – plain and simple.

We are going to exact a measure of revenge in just a few months I am certain.

by BR7 on May 23, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didja... not see... my previous comment?

Let’s go over this one more time. See if you can stay with me on this. The words “chump” and ‘LarryTaylor” (all one word) are INTERCHANGEABLE. They mean the SAME THING. LARRYTAYLOR=CHUMP and conversely CHUMP=LARRYTAYLOR. Now don’t for a minute get the idea that I think that Taylor doesn’t love puppies, old ladies, the American flag and choir music. I’m sure he does.
Also, forget about the ref. That’s a separate issue.
Here’s the payoff. Write this down and put it on the refrigerator. LT=El Chumpo.
Now I can go to bed.

by MrBlunt on May 24, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Little Late, Boys

This story was in the Hartford Courant a few days after the game. It’s exactly what Taylor told the media postgame.

by zls44 on May 26, 2008 3:15 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Regardless..

Someone needs to pay for that night and BDubs tab I’ll never get back

by Leigh on May 27, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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