I'm not feeling creative or motivated or talented enough to compose anything that might alleviate the pain of having to exist on the Monday of the first of many new Office-less weeks, but I did take a rather exclusive course on copying and pasting over the weekend, and thus am able to bring you this video of Samardo Samuels - the focus of an ESPN.com feature piece released today - repeatedly scoring two points during last August's Boost Mobile Elite 24 Hoops Classic in New York.

So we've got like two weeks until the first exhibition, right?