Hey, I saw the Top 50 Mike listed on the site a while back, but I was shocked to find the omission of one of my favorites. Ladies and gentleman, he hails from De Salles High School from the North side of Detroit, he's already a two time All American... I present the 6'6" wingman who last year led the NCAA in rebounds, assists, and points per game, he's way too cool for school, and he is definitely black... here he is, brand new and wrapped in a big red bow, ladies and gentleman:
DEMETRIUS CERVANTES!!!! HHRRRRRRRRR (Crowd Roars)
OK, I made that up. Just tryin' to cheer you up.
Can anybody top it?
Goodnight from the East,