Card Chronicle Top 50/Fictious Name Contest
by Roz
on Mar 31, 2008 9:58 PM EDT
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Hey, I saw the Top 50 Mike listed on the site a while back, but I was shocked to find the omission of one of my favorites. Ladies and gentleman, he hails from De Salles High School from the North side of Detroit, he's already a two time All American... I present the 6'6" wingman who last year led the NCAA in rebounds, assists, and points per game, he's way too cool for school, and he is definitely black... here he is, brand new and wrapped in a big red bow, ladies and gentleman:
DEMETRIUS CERVANTES!!!! HHRRRRRRRRR (Crowd Roars)
OK, I made that up. Just tryin' to cheer you up.
Can anybody top it?
Goodnight from the East,
Roz
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His Twin Brother
Hey, I'm fellin' a lot of trees out in this vast and empty forest.
Is anybody out there?
Perhaps Christoff LaShante Dees? (6'9"...from Cabrini Green projects...oh, is he l o n g?
CLD! CLD! CLD!
Frank? Anybody? Throw me a Milkbone here. A dog yummi, even.
Have a great day, Roz
by Roz on
Apr 1, 2008 8:44 AM EDT
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Are we trying to come up with porn names?
by kidbourbon on
Apr 3, 2008 11:21 PM EDT
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