Card Chronicle Top 50/Fictious Name Contest

by Roz on Mar 31, 2008 9:58 PM EDT

Hey, I saw the Top 50 Mike listed on the site a while back, but I was shocked to find the omission of one of my favorites. Ladies and gentleman, he hails from De Salles High School from the North side of Detroit, he's already a two time All American... I present the 6'6" wingman who last year led the NCAA in rebounds, assists, and points per game, he's way too cool for school, and he is definitely black... here he is, brand new and wrapped in a big red bow, ladies and gentleman:

DEMETRIUS CERVANTES!!!! HHRRRRRRRRR (Crowd Roars)

OK, I made that up. Just tryin' to cheer you up.
Can anybody top it?

Goodnight from the East,

Roz

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His Twin Brother

...is named Cervantes Demetrius!

Hey, I'm fellin' a lot of trees out in this vast and empty forest.
Is anybody out there?
Perhaps Christoff LaShante Dees? (6'9"...from Cabrini Green projects...oh, is he l o n g?
CLD! CLD! CLD!

Frank? Anybody? Throw me a Milkbone here. A dog yummi, even.
Have a great day, Roz

by Roz on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 AM EDT reply actions