Deadspin is doing their annual NCAA preview, and each team needs a blurb. I am, needless to say, completely unqualified. but Mike, or really any of you other witty folks who post around here, write U of L's so that it's funny, witty and a good representation of the Cards.

http://deadspin.com/360412/just-three-weeks-until-selection-sunday

That's the post, there's a link in the article to show what past years' entries have been like.