Merry Christmas, people
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Merry Christmas, Mike....
thanks for all you do for CC and the rest of us……FESTIVUS?? By the way, which Peanut character do you most identify with…..Charlie Brown? Lord, help me NOT to be Lucy……..Merry Christ-mas all.
Happy Holidays
In the words of the late, great Rodney Dangerfield:
“Christmas, yeah..what a great holiday…last Christmas I looked under the tree and there was my wife under the tree with the tree salesman. I hung my stocking with care and my wife told me that it would be the only time the term "hung” would ever be associated with me. I stopped by one of those kettles where the guy is ringing the bell, and he told me to move along, I was bad for business. I went to the bar, hoped to get in on the Christmas happy hour but nothing was happening, so I asked when happy hour started and the bartender told me it began as soon as I walked out the door. I’m the only guy around that could get locked up for terroristic threatening when I say the phrase “deck the halls.”
My wife asked me if there was anything special I’d like for Christmas and I told her to tell the kids I was their father and not the butler. I tell ya, I get no respect. "
RIP, Rodney. Merry Christmas to all.
"Flounder, you didn't just throw up in front of Dean Wormer...you threw up on Dean Wormer!"

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