Your 2008 Louisville Football awards
The most important step on any particularly difficult road to closure is acknowledging the existence of an unpleasant reality. So while the best healing approach at the moment may seem to be to deny that the 2008 Louisville football season ever took place, or to admit its presence but add that it ended in 1997, neither is actually a healthy option.
So let's go ahead and face this thing, head-on, together. We'll hand out some awards, have some laughs, shed some tears, break some shit, then chuck this season in a box and stick a small, vomit-colored bow on top.
My hand is here; feel free to reach for it if need be.
Offensive MVP: Victor Anderson
There was much chatter during the spring and summer months that Anderson was going to be the surprise of the season, but nobody was so bold as to predict that the St. X product would race past the 1,000-yard mark, shatter the U of L freshman rushing record and earn Big East Rookie of the Year and Sporting News Freshman All-American honors.
Again, our lone beacon of sanguinity for the next nine months.
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Eric Wood
George Bussey
Defensive MVP: Jon Dempsey
The Junior College transfer came in with relatively little hype, but led the Cardinal defense in solo tackles, total tackles and forced fumbles, and trailed only Adrian Grady in tackles for loss. He was the lone Louisville defender to earn All-Big East accolades, garnering a second team nod.
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Adrian Grady
Earl Heyman
Best Moment: Cantwell's 24-yard TD pass to Scott Long to give the Cards the lead for good against USF
A tremendous pass and catch that resulted in the feeling that this team could compete for a conference title in a down Big East. True story: they actually called off the rest of the season after that play.
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Johnny Patrick's fumble return against Memphis
Adrian Grady scoring against Tennessee Tech
Worst Moment: Myron Pryor's fumble return
Yes, the game was already out-of-hand, but being forced to watch Eric Wood chase Pryor in vain was almost too much to take. It actually might have been too much to take, because I honestly don't remember seeing it live.
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Lawrence Wilson's (Connecticut) interception return
The clock hitting zero in the Carrier Dome
Best Play: Victor Anderson's touchdown catch against Connecticut
When he first caught the ball and I saw where the defenders were positioned in front of him, I would have set the odds of Vic getting the ball into the endzone at no better than 10:1. This was the moment I officially climbed on the No. 20 bandwagon.
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Cantwell to Long against South Florida
Travis Norton tackling Jourdan Brooks by his hair against Rutgers
Best Game (For Louisville): Louisville 24, South Florida 20
Ah, back when the only question was which bowl this team would end up playing in.
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Louisville 38, Kansas State 29
Louisville 51, Tennessee Tech 10
Worst Game (For Louisville): Syracuse 28, Louisville 21
Kentucky sucked because it was the first game of a season so many were already anxious about (and because it was Kentucky), Rutgers sucked because it was just about the most humiliating thing I've ever had to sit through as a sports fan, but the Syracuse loss coming just a week after the South Florida win re-introduced the notion that something was seriously, seriously wrong with the program, and that - I think - makes it just a touch more depressing than the competition.
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Kentucky 27, Louisville 2
Rutgers 63, Louisville 14
Best Game (Overall): Louisville 24, South Florida 20
Extremely slim pickins here, but Louisville's top triumph of the season also came in the contest that most resembled an actual big-time college football game.
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West Virginia 35, Louisville 21
Connecticut 26, Louisville 21
Best Individual Offensive Performance: Victor Anderson against Kansas State
Going off for 176 yards and three scores on just 18 carries and two receptions will do that for you.
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Victor Anderson vs. Middle Tennessee State
Hunter Cantwell vs. Kansas State
Best Individual Defensive Performance: Johnny Patrick against Memphis
JP was named the Big East Defensive Player of the Week after his 19-yard fumble return for a touchdown propelled the Cards to a 35-28 win over the Tigers. He finished the game with six tackles and figured in a potential 10-point swing at the end of the first half when he blocked a field goal that was returned for a U of L touchdown.
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Adrian Grady vs. South Florida
Jon Dempsey vs. Kentucky
Best Individual Performance by an Opposing Player: Pat White (West Virginia)
Yet another remarkable performance by White, who will finish his college career having rushed for 8,657 yards and 32 touchdowns and thrown for 11,998 yards and 51 more scores in just four games against Louisville. He also hired Ron Cooper and hit a halfcourt shot to knock the Cardinal basketball team out of the 1981 NCAA Tournament.
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Mike Teel (Rutgers)
Donald Brown (Connecticut)
Least Reliable Body Part: Scott Long's knee
I don't think a completely healthy Scott Long for the whole year would have resulted in two or three more victories, but this offense desperately needed a legitimate deep threat and No. 84 was the only one it had. Him being out for nine games and only being truly healthy for one was a far bigger blow than some are willing to acknowledge.
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Latarrius Thomas's knee
Trent Guy's whatever kept him out most of the last month of the season
Most Appearances by a Penalty: Not enough men on the line of scrimmage
I might have seen this penalty called twice during all the hours I spent watching NFL or other college games this season, and somehow I don't think there was a U of L tilt over the past three months where the Cardinals weren't flagged for it more than once. Amazing, really.
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Holding
Kicking the ball out-of-bounds
Worst Coaching Decision: The 3rd and 23 draw to Brock Bolen against Cincinnati
Not because it wasn't a play designed to pick up a first down, and not because it went to Bolen (well, kind of because it went to Bolen), but because it was a play designed to set up a 45-yard field goal try for a kid the staff hadn't been confident enough to let try a 25-yarder on 4th and 6 or 4th and 3 earlier in the game.
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The deadball timeout against Connecticut
Making a big deal out of Cincinnati players praying around the Cardinal bird
Biggest Personal Overreaction (Positive or Negative): The Zack Stoudt jersey throw after the Bilal Powell fumble and TD against Kentucky
Yes, it was a big play, and yes, nobody else saw it, but it was still incredibly premature and unnecessary.
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Crazy fist pumping and screaming among an otherwise tame group after the Long TD against South Florida
Getting hammered in a giant Snoopy head after the Syracuse loss
Best Kragism: "We’re frustrated with productivity in terms of points."
It's a solid aspect of productivity to be frustrated with.
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"I don't judge games by the score, I judge them by what I see on film."
"I think (now former Syracuse head coach) Greg Robinson is doing a nice job there. He's building the program there. I know he hasn't seen the fruit of his labor yet, but I think he's done a good job. I think they're very, very well-coached in all three phases of the game. We know we're going to have our hands full up in the Dome. We've never played well there. We know we're going to have to play our 'A' game when we go up there."
Best Performance by a Player Who Never Saw the Field: Rock Keys
He was like Titanic in '97.
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Zack Stoudt
Will Stein
Best Reason to be Optimistic about the 2009 Season: Victor Anderson being alive
I was going to add "and healthy," but a one-legged Vic is still probably more of a reason to be excited about the Tennessee State - or whoever the hell we play in next year's opener - game than just about anything else.
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The potential of a healthy Scott Long/Trent Guy/Doug Beaumont receiving trio
Alcohol
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that syracuse kragism
really pissed me off, because he goes on to say that “we’re not a good team” after spending 10 minutes implying that syracuse is. how can the players be expected to play for a win after that? In addition to the whole “if i were a cardinal fan” thing, this absolutely cemented in my mind that he is purposefully destroying the program.
by davidson07 on Dec 17, 2008 7:19 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Good job overall.
However, there is no defense for “Obviously, I’m very disappointed with where we’re at programmatically right now,” not making at least the top 3 Kragisms. I know competition is tough in that category (and only that category), but it gets credit for understatement of the year (following the 49-0 first half against Rutgers) and for inventing adverbs that have no reason to exist (and aren’t actually adverbs).
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081205/SPORTS02/812050508
by 83fan on Dec 17, 2008 9:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I second
The “programatically” nomination.
by big east champs on Dec 17, 2008 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What in the hell?
…is all of this stuff? Did you simulate a season on NCAA 2009 or something? I’m pretty sure there’s no way all of that could have happened.
The UK game had to be the low-light of the season. Just humiliating, and you could tell UK was not that good. And this was before Vic broke out, so there wasn’t much hope. Also, something about 27-2 looks worse than 27-0 or even 35-0. Ugh.
The second low-light was the UConn game, watching Hunter limp around all the last 25 minutes of the game. Back when we still thought we had a shot at a BCS bowl. Seriously, I typed those words and they were true.
Coaching decisions: the aforementioned Cantwell-UConn game. Seriously, bring Wolfe in and have him hand the ball off on 4th and 6? Then hand it off on the next series and then have to throw a timing route on 3rd and long? Way to give the guy a chance to succeed.
Finally, the not-enough-men penalties. Just inexcusable, and always at the worst time. Especially after the UK game last year. Isn’t KRAG the WR coach? Seems like maybe that unit could correct that error if the coach cared at all.
Whatever. I guess the season really happened and wasn’t just a nightmare. I think we probably have the worst football coach in America, programmatically speaking (h/t 83fan).
by CardsFan922 on Dec 17, 2008 9:19 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Also, goes without saying but...
…great job. I LOL’ed on a few occasions, including the “Kicking the ball out-of-bounds” honorable mention.
by CardsFan922 on Dec 17, 2008 9:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i can at least...
say this about Krag: he did at least get Vic to commit to the cards soon after being hired, after it previously looked like he was going to sign elsewhere. i’m trying here… i really am trying
by quiet cardinal on Dec 17, 2008 9:35 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
"Wide-smokin' open"
has to make it
since it’s brilliant trajectory only lasted 1-2 games—at most
by frankpos on Dec 17, 2008 9:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Worst Louisville Commercial EVER Award
Steve Kragthrope’s Kroger commercial….
Award Criteria:
1.) Produces laughter in the most intense situation.
2.) Involves would-be intimidating stares, that more-or-less resemble the onset of constipation.
3.) Time and time again provokes violence in the living rooms of cards fans across the state.
4.) Responsible for the troubling visions I get every time the sliding doors open at Kroger.
Ground Chuck – $1.99
by Schmucky on Dec 17, 2008 9:51 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Worst title of an award....
….goes hands down to “Best Reason to be Optimistic about the 2009 Season.”
In reality there is no reason to be optimistic about the 2009 season as long as that stone-faced cliche’ drivel-dispenser is still on the sideline trying his best to look concerned because he’s seen other coaches on TV and they look concerned and stuff.
Oh, and he always remembers to keep that damned laminated sheet with him because it just “says” coaching to the casual viewer. (As you can tell, I haven’t quite drained all the anti-Kragthorpe venom from my system yet.)
theoldman
by theoldman on Dec 17, 2008 10:11 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
i hereby vote that krag's job title be chagned to
stone-faced cliche drivel-dispenser
by davidson07 on Dec 17, 2008 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
You know you’ve had a bad year when Mike Teel’s performance isn’t the Top Performance by an Opposing Player!!!!
by Quinn1979 on Dec 17, 2008 12:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Thoroughly Disgusted
I have no emotions concerning next year. None. It started about a month ago, culminating with the Rutger’s game. It’s pretty sad that during that debacle, I was dead inside. No anger, no frustration, nothing. A far cry from last year,and before. Krag has killed my love of football. Murdered it in broad daylight, slowing snuffing it out of existance. Call me whatever you want, but I will not attend a single game next year. It’s my last and only option.
Go Cards!
by Red Rage on Dec 17, 2008 2:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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