What to watch: 12/10/08

Coppin State at Loyola (MD) (7 p.m./MASN)

Combined record: 3-11, 0-3 in conference.

Army at Penn State (7 p.m./ESPNU)

This is really not a good start.

Ohio at Xavier (7:30 p.m./FS Ohio)

Oh, good lord.

TCU at Indiana (8 p.m./ESPN2)

Someone please make it stop.

Alabama A&M at Vanderbilt (8 p.m./CSS)

I'm blacking out.

Florida Gulf Coast at Florida (8 p.m./FS Florida)

What regular shows are on TV Wednesday nights?

South Dakota State at Minnesota (9 p.m./Big Ten Network)

Unsolved Mysteries, maybe?

San Diego State at Arizona (9 p.m./FS Arizona/FCS Pacific)

Are they even making new episodes of Unsolved Mysteries?

Gonzaga at Washington State (10 p.m./FCS Central)

And it's official: this is the push that gets my Christmas shopping done with time to spare for the first time since '97.