Like Mike alludes to in his post-Cincy story, this whole Card sports season of FBall and BBall feels like it's part of some bad Greek myth I remember reading when I was boy. (Boy, let me tell you, Athens can get hot in the summmer...)
The gods, seeing us rejoice TOO MUCH, seeing too much pride, of course now punish us for such excess and reverse our fortunes.
We were obviously Zeus-f*cked in FBall.
I think Hermes is having some fun with us now. Talk about a point guard with speed! He's probably the one messing with Sosa...
I'm hazy on this, but I think we need to (quickly) make a worthy sacrifice to the gods, to appease them.
I'm firing up my Weber now...