Earl Clark is Really, Really Bad

At bowling.

From RickPitino.com, here are the results from the basketball team's bowling outing earlier this week:

1st Place  (1019) Team 3

2nd Place (1013) Team 4

3rd Place (1007) Team 2

High Score (183) Coach Pitino

High Total  (333) Coach Pitino/Coach Willard

Team #1                Game #1       Game #2

Brad Gianiny             119                92

Fred Hina                  156              146

Jerry Smith                134              113

Norman Callahan       126              105

Team #2               Game #1       Game #2

Coach Pitino             183              150

T-Will                        136              149

Matt Morris               120              104

Edgar Sosa                 90                75          

Team #3                Game #1       Game #2

Coach Masiello          129              172

Stewart Miller            147              137

Derrick Caracter        128               93

Perrin Johnson            102              111

Team #4              Game #1       Game #2

Chris Current             143              153

Coach Willard          178              155

Vinny Tatum              131              109

Andre McGee             67                77

Team #5               Game #1       Game #2

Dan McHale              119              123

David Padgett            158              122

Will Scott                  120              168

Coach Menzies           97                 89

Team #6                Game #1       Game #2

Terrance Farley          131              75

Tim Sypher                128              131

Brandon Jenkins         141             116

Earl Clark                   54                61

Fans are reportedly irate over the fact that Pitino was unable to get any of his players over the 200 mark. If no one shoots under-par at next week's putt-putt outing then some are already calling for Tom Jurich to turn up the heat on the only coach to ever take three different teams to the Final Four.

More on this as it develops.

In all seriousness though, does anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that this would have never made it on Pitino's website had he not rolled the high score? You gotta love it.