A list of teams and people that Dick Vitale talked about Monday night that had absolutely nothing to do with the Louisville/Connecticut game he was calling:
- Duke
- Mike Krzyzewski
- Duke (1986)
- Kansas
- Tennessee
- Bruce Pearl
- Chris Lofton
- Tennessee (Women's)
- Kentucky
- Tubby Smith
- Kentucky (1996)
- Kentucky (1997)
- Kentucky (1998)
- Pittsburgh
- Marquette
- St. John's
- Syracuse
- Providence
- New Mexico State
- Reggie Theus
- Nevada
- N.C. State (Women's)
- Kay Yow
- Boston University
- Indianapolis Colts
- Peyton Manning
- Louisville football team
- New York Yankees
- Villanova
- Maria Sharapova
- Oklahoma State
- Texas
- Texas Tech
- Indiana
- Texas A&M
- LSU
- Depaul
- Dobbins High School
- Brian Brohm
- Joe B. Hall
- Jay Bilas
- Sean Williams
- Al Skinner
- Marlon Garcia
- Frank Sinatra
- Illinois
- Lou Carnesecca
- Kevin Durant
- Greg Oden
- Alando Tucker
- Aaron Brooks
- Curry Kirkpatrick
- Arizona
- UCLA
- His grandson Hunter
- His grandson Jake
- Tony Dungy
- Joe Torre
- Derek Jeter
- Arizona (1997)
- Bill Parcells
- Brent Musberger
- Steve Lavin
- Eric Morgan
- DJ White
- Kelvin Sampson
- Ohio State
- Rece Davis
- Tom Brady
- Mike Anthony
- Norby Williamson
- Bo Derek
- Tom Crean
- Mario Boggan
- Jameson Curry
- North Carolina
- Howie Schwab
- Eva Longoria
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Donald Trump
- Jim Boeheim
- Bob Wright
- Dan Marino
- Jeff Jacobs
- John Saunders
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- Erin Andrews
- Bruce Weber
- Rick Bozich
- Wisconsin
- Bo Ryan
- Kammron Taylor
- Florida
- Georgetown
- Chris Dodd
- Digger Phelps
- Mike Tranghese
- Tony Bennett
- Dave Gavitt
- Danny Gavitt
- Andrew Bynum
- Sebastian Telfair
- Amir Johnson
- Scottie Reynolds
- Uconn (women's)
- John Vitale
- Christopher Vitale
- Justin Hawkins
- Utah
- Vernon Rule
- Jim Valvano
- Dee Rose
- Walt Trumble
- Jamal Mashburn
- Pennsylvania
- Detroit Pistons
- Larry Bird
- Magic Johnson
- J.R. Giddens
- Billy Gillespie
- Acie Law
- Nate Carter
- South Florida
- Robert McCallum
- Chicago Bears
- Lovie Smith
- Mike & Mike
- Dallas Cowboys
- Tom Izzo
- Dominic James
- Paul Harris
- Billy Donovan
- Larry Brown
- Lute Olson
- Eddie Sutton
- Gene Bartow
- Al McGuire
- Hugh Durham
- Roy Williams
- Frank Gardner
- Ron Franklin
- Fran Fraschilla
- Tommy Amaker
- Johnny Dawkins
- Danny Ferry
- Billy King
- Mark Alarie
- Awesome Baby (race horse)
- Tim Welsh
- Geoff McDermott
- Herbert Hill
- Georgia Tech
- Thaddeus Young
- Javaris Crittenton
- South Carolina
- Dave Odom